WANTED:
CAMERA PERSON

REQUIREMENTS:

ABLE TO OPERATE A CAMERA AND SHOW UP NOT TANKED
because you really don't need any talent to make my clothes look good

PLEASE CONTACT GILBERT
(555) 193-7663

Everyone is missing lately... I think I might need another year to get ready for Fashion Week. Oh well, just a year to get better, maybe recruit some fresh blood.

WHATEVER. I probably need Ludwig or something. Nah. He'd just be all freaked out anyway.

maybe I'll talk to Kai and Manny about going to Falmouth.

Lili left again... I'm going to miss that ( Read more... )

These glasses keep falling off my face, what the fuck these are so stupid.

It's her birthday in two days and I haven't even gotten her anything.

SUGGESTIONS?

maybe I'll just show up at her door with a bow around the five meters....

THE END OF THE WORLD WAS YESTERDAY.

MY HEAD FEMALE MODEL WAS MISSING AND I CAN'T REPLACE HER BECAUSE HER TITS ARE THE SIZE OF MARS.

I DON'T HAVE A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER SO I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF.

KAI'S BUSY IN THE HOSPITAL (which is totally cool bro, I understand that that is important)

AND I HAVEN'T WATCH TV IN DAYS BECAUSE ANTONIO STOLE MY FRIGGIN' ( Read more... )