023 - Let Me Entertain You

[heretic_hamlet]

[He fumbles with the pen a bit before writing.]

Regrettably I must abandon my post as a watchman for the day. There was [Pause] I'd made a discovery, and now I'm in no shape to resume my duties. It should wane in due time, just as before.

Should any of you chance on a small rabbit-man clad in my usual armor and steel, don't be alarmed. 'Tis only

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[feathered_earth]

You're a rabbit now??

Gosh, you have very good handwriting for one.

[heretic_hamlet]

Not quite Well, a sort of rabbit. I've still the use of my hands, voice, and gait, and I find myself as tall as a man's waist.

I was made to flee from two owls on my return home, all the same.

[feathered_earth]

Good grief, well at least you can still function. I'd still be hopping mad if I was you.

[Yes, she did just write that.]

Do you need a hand, though? In case anything else is too interested in you.

[heretic_hamlet]

I dare say I've no worries for my safety.

Being so small, however, is proving to be a nuisance..

[its_me_hooray]

I think you're making too much of a fuzz about it.

[heretic_hamlet]

It's been hare-raising.

B| These aren't force carrots. Bleh. Do not want.

[its_me_hooray]

That's super. Hey, so, I've got some carrots you'd probably want. They don't provide the "kick" I was looking for!

[heretic_hamlet]

piiiiiiiing

[mythgravenblade]

A [pause] rabbit-man?

And certainly. Prepared how?

[heretic_hamlet]

They'd suffice in the raw.

[mythgravenblade]

Consider it done.

[stonyfaced]

Small rabbit man? Really? Good Gods. This, I have to see.

You're excused till this is over, I think, Reed. I don't want anybody fancying rabbit stew getting their hands on you.

[heretic_hamlet]

By the gods, nor would I.

Should you want proof of my condition, I need only stand before you.

[stonyfaced]

I'm sure I'll see you sometime. It'd be a shame to waste a chance--I doubt I'll ever see a rabbit man ever again.

But you've still got, you know... clothing and fingers, right? Things may get a bit mucky otherwise.

[heretic_hamlet]

Enough to hold a pen and my dignity, ser.

[spandexisyouth]

I would like to see this too. But if you do not want many people gawking I understand.

[heretic_hamlet]

Well, you are a member of the watch, are you not?

Mayhap I could elect "volunteers" to the caus I'll give the matter consideration.

[spandexisyouth]

I am. Do you need me to cover your shifts?

[heretic_hamlet]

Just tonight will suffice. You have my thanks.