Comments | herdedcats: [Bleach] The Nuclear Family

jaina in herdedcats

[Bleach] The Nuclear Family

Apr 29, 2007 22:49

Kaien, Rukia and Ichigo. Slight AU from the 260s chapters of the manga. Futurefic. Lunacy. I mostly blame this on raynos, just `cuz.

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( 'Ichigo, hold the baby up so Kaien-dono can see him,' she ordered. He did so. The baby gurgled. So did Kaien.' )

ichigo/rukia, kaien, rukia, ichigo, nuclear family, crack

Comments 21

utenatai April 30 2007, 03:02:31 UTC

You are so full of crack and love.

jaina April 30 2007, 03:16:16 UTC

Thank you, darlin'.

5pristinepetals April 30 2007, 03:58:45 UTC

"That would be lovely," she said. "Shall I fetch your traveling jar?"

LOL!! I love how she just said that so casually :D

Great story!! XDD

jaina April 30 2007, 15:32:45 UTC

Thank you! Hee, I think once Rukia recovered from the shock of the situation, she'd be bound and determined to treat it as NORMAL, DAMMIT. It's still Kaien-dono! Just, you know, as a disembodied head in a tank. THAT'S NOT WEIRD. That Kuchiki equanamity shines through once again.

marionette71088 April 30 2007, 04:25:04 UTC

The "it's that a new jar?" fucked me good...before I was thinking that they might be communicating through a TV screen b/c Rukia stayed at the human world.

jaina April 30 2007, 15:34:38 UTC

Hahaha, I never thought of it that way, but I guess it could sort of be taken as a trick on readers. I just wish I could draw what's in my head, because the idea of an excited Kaienhead bouncing around the tank and cooing over the littlest Shiba kinda slays me.

starvinbohemian April 30 2007, 04:42:43 UTC

"So speaks the great hero who ended a war and saved Seireitei with his might," she said. "Kaien-dono, is that a new tank?"

*Is DEAD*

jaina April 30 2007, 15:35:23 UTC

*casts Phoenix Down*

Rukia is just all sweetly perceptive like that.

zelha April 30 2007, 05:21:51 UTC

OMG CRACK FOR THE WIN. ♥

jaina April 30 2007, 15:35:42 UTC

YAY THANK YOU.