Dethklok Hogwarts Sorting

[herbailiwick]

fearless_rabbit wanted me to sort them.

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[herbailiwick]

I can see Twinkletits and Jean-Pierre both in Ravenclaw. :-)

[deth_pinion]

Oh man, really?
Hahaha, we have different house-views apparently. XD

[herbailiwick]

<3 LOL, yeah, this stuff is so inexact.

[herbailiwick]

I just said this to Missy's comment, so I'll say it here too I suppose.

I went, "What does this person value most: Bravery, Loyalty, Ambition, or Analytic Thought?"

[deth_pinion]

Oh hmm, that's a good way to see it then.
NEVER MIND.

[pandaklok]

Rockso as a Gryffindor? Aw come on man! D:

I always kind of saw Charles as a Ravenclaw and Toki as a Hufflepuff but Slytherin for both of them does make a lot of sense.

[herbailiwick]

My initial thought for Charles was Ravenclaw. He does value analytic thought, but he is the most Slughornesque of all the characters, I think, in that he 1) knows what he wants 2) knows how to get it 3) doesn't fail to get it. And Slughorn is my ultimate Slytherin.

Toki merely knows what he wants -- to be lead guitarist -- but he's more of a Draco than a Slughorn anyway. None of that finesse, all of the whine. He's not very loyal or hard-working, doesn't care to think very hard, and isn't particularly impressed by bravery.

I think Rockso fits Gryffindor cause he's generally fearless whereas he's not loyal and hard-working, particularly thoughtful, or ambitious or clever.

YOU MEAN THIS HAT IS JUDGING US? BRUTAL.

[misdreya]

I can see Rockso as a Gryffindor, simply because; 1)He's not particularly crafty or smart, he's really NOT evil or power hungry or ambitious, and he's not really hard working. Of course I could also see him in Hufflepuff, since I imagine he values his friendships a lot (he doesn't have many and, even though he fucks his friends over and lets them down, deep down he probably appreciates them more than they'll know). Also because I see him as someone who's very non-judgmental. He doesn't have room to be. ;)

Also, I'd sort Toki in Hufflepuff but have him switch to Slytherin mid-year, only to switch back again right before the summer break. I'd also put Nathan in Gryffindor and Pickles in Ravenclaw. I'm really not sure about Skwisgaar... I wanna say Slytherin for him.

Charles; totally in Slytherin though. XD

Re: YOU MEAN THIS HAT IS JUDGING US? BRUTAL.

[herbailiwick]

I basically went, okay, what does this person value? Bravery? Loyalty? Ambition? Analytic thought? And then I categorized them. :-)

Re: YOU MEAN THIS HAT IS JUDGING US? BRUTAL.

[misdreya]

Well that's the way to do it.

Also; this needs fic. Crack filled, cross over fic omg. XDDD

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[sike_saner]

Also; this needs fic. Crack filled, cross over fic omg. XDDD

*SECONDS THIS HEARTILY*

[wikdsushi]

AWESOME. Toki and Charles are both in my House, WOOT!

Oh, man. I do NOT need to write Dethy Klokker fic, in which the guys are all at Hogwarts (Lavona is TOTALLY at Durmstrang), and Toki and Charles keep sneaking into each other's beds.

[herbailiwick]

LAVONA AT DURMSTRANG! UNF. THIS.