We're still humped

[her0ofcanton]

We made us a little pit stop when we hit Ariel and grabbed us the goods we needed so's River and her bloodsuckers little friends won't bleed us dry go hungry. Thought things was goin' south when we run afoul that Alliance squad, but Cap'n talked real purty and confusin'-like and afore you knowed it, they was helpin' load the cargo bay. Right

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[eyesocketparty]

I eat normal food, too, you know. And 'bloodsucker' is a word for a proper vampire, duh.

[her0ofcanton]

Just bein' friendly like the Cap'n wants. You one of them bloodsuckers?

[eyesocketparty]

I'm not a vampire, I'm a something else, but I am visiting your SPACESHIP!! :D.

[her0ofcanton]

Hell, we got regular grub. It's the gorram Bloody Marys we had to stock up on.

[nicotine_patch]

Vampires ain't all that bad.

I ain't watching your stupid fucking video.

[her0ofcanton]

Bet that's what they say just afore they sink their teeth in your neck. I reckon they're just fancified reavers.

I'm shiny by that. Only put it up so's to make Mal a might tetchy.

[nicotine_patch]

What the fuck is a reaver? Vampires paird for me and my partner to motherfucking Six Flags and a Spa yesterday.

Mal?

[her0ofcanton]

Could be they're fattenin' you up. What the hell is Six Flags and Spa?

Reavers live out in the Black, but they come in when they're good 'n hungry to fetch themselves a little snack. If they take your ship, they'll rape you to death, eat your flesh and sew your skins into their clothing and if you're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Mal's the fellow that doles the pay and captain of this here boat.

[read_you_out]

...

You're...
Violent beyond compare.

[her0ofcanton]

I do what needs doin' when it needs doin.'

Things is different out here on the Rim.

[read_you_out]

Are you sure you're not just really trigger-happy?

[her0ofcanton]

No, ma'am. Mal don't let me.

[first_mate_zoe]

I wouldn't call that "music", Jayne.

[her0ofcanton]

Ain't my first choice, but blamed if it don't set a mood.