Finals

[hentaigasuki]

Why did I have to save all of the stupid general education classes for the fourth year?

You learn a lot of strange things after being in college for four years. This quarter I had a teacher who actually un-taught me things. The topics were common sense, the aspects of memory and things like that, but every other second he'd run off on some

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[end_of_hypnosis]

My sophomore English teacher spent the majority of the semester telling us about her cats. Her favorite was Marlow. He had three legs and cataract in one eye.

[hentaigasuki]

Gives new meaning to the word "cataract," doesn't it?

As a peace offering, I've decided to go grocery shopping. Is there anything you need me to pick up?

[end_of_hypnosis]

Sure does.

Canned soup. And microwave dinners. That's pretty much it. If I remember anything else, I'll go get it myself. Speaking of, the little plastic bit on the microwave that holds it closed broke. Had to shove one end of this pair of wooden tongs in it to keep it closed so it would start. I was going to buy a new one when I had time.

[hentaigasuki]

Sounds good. Man on the go, huh? No wonder I never see you at the apartment.

Never again will I attempt to microwave a dildo.

Now that school's out, I have more free time. Would you like to go 50-50 on it and I can pick one up today?