How to kill anything that moves, while you sleep, for 10,000 dollars or less

[hentai69]

Well, even though I regularly post some of the most interesting shit you can find on livejournal, I still recognize that the vast majority of you aren't reading this.

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[stelvask]

for some reason, this just doesn't surprise me as a derek post.

Two questions though. Are you planning on continuing to use it as a security feature?
Obviously doing so would create a major problem. What if you have to shit at 2 AM? or what if you want a midnight snack, and in your tired display of hunger, you stumble to the kitchen, blissfuly forgetful of the robotic killing machine patroling your house. YOu open your fridge, grab the milk carton, and as you close it you see MR. Roboto in the corner of your eyes. FUCKIN' BAM.

Then again, i guess you could just turn it on and release it to the civilized world. That being done, you should get it some major body armor. And LOTSA bullets. Just drop it off somewhere and watch the fun on the news that night.
~Dustin

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[cheetahgirlie]

Dropping it off somewhere would be awful!, but oh so much fun........................ ;)

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[hentai69]

I'd be going for option B in this case, I'd make a concept model if I could get any money for it, but honestly if I made this any more than an idea I'd be dealing with too many 3 letter agencies I've never heard of and end up stuffed in a sock in nicaragua somewhere by now.