Title : I started blabbering, again.
Narration : Henry Lau's P.O.V. again.
Chapters : Oneshot
Rating : Humor. Again.
Characters : Henry, KyuHyun, Super Junior
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Hey. It's me again!
And I have to tell you one thing right now.
This guy right here?
*points accusingly*
He is as stubborn as a madman who would never admit he is a madman.
You know those things that they never tell you when people start righteous preaching? Like...You must remain patient throughout the ordeals you go through on earth as a living believer....They'll tell you that for sure.
What they never tell you is that patience actually comes with a limit.
Before anything, in case Shiwon hears about this, please don't say that I said that righteous preaching can get a little peachy when you always think it's easier said than done. He's such a great guy and all...and I don't mind playing for free every Sunday in his father's chapel for the love of the community...But please. Just pretend you never heard this from me in case he demands to know, okay?
Anyway. Where was I?
Ah yes. About the limited patience thing - Mine was totally capped to the brim, so earlier today in my frustration, I just had to yell it out in the end.
"WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN!"
Obviously, Kyu Hyun ignored me. Again.
Sigh.
I stared at the face of my Samsung, realizing that I had Sungkin's number on standby with all that random pressing when I was following the taller one around the house - telling him that he should rest instead of being such an active live wire.
Wow I just realized I mispelled Sungmin's name on my contact list too. But I didn't do it without a purpose - since he loves pumpkins so much, I decided to call him that.
Sungmin + pumpkins = Sungkin.
It's one of those better attempts to break the ice between us after initial introduction, and after a while of passing each other just shoving thumbs up and thumbs down since we kept giving up at constructing decent sentences to make statements about things.
But...Sungmin fans, please don't throw dead pigeons at me for the pun!
Anyway.
Why I'm here in their dorm once again (a few days back I was given the chance to use their internet to level out my homesickness) is simple : the rest are having another performance on Music Core that doesn't allow Korean PR appearence (that's me and Han Kyung), but he's going with them anyway because of management's orders or something (I don't understand this part myself either)...the rest called me up to ask if I could look out for Kyu Hyun for a while until they get back.
Everyone said almost the same thing as mental notes - make sure the dude doesn't forget his medication, his crutches. To watch out what he reaches for in the kitchen cabinet and stop him if he walks around to much...
I couldn't remember what his room mate Sungmin said. His reminder was particularly long.
Then that cheeky Donghae added "you can have unlimited hogging of the PC" too - so long as I could keep Kyu Hyun company.
What a shiny deal. But don't get me wrong. I'd still do it if Donghae hadn't mentioned the internet in the first place. People don't know this, but I talk to the KRY guys a lot despite the language barriers and they are really cool to hang out with.
Batman Yeh Sung, versatile Ryeowook and collected Kyu Hyun.
So you can say that after describing him like that, I just didn't expect Kyu Hyun to be THIS taxing all of a sudden.
Anyway.
He stands up.
And I slap my own face. "Hyung!"
"I'm hungry!"
Now I'm following him into kitchen with the guy giving me that look that's telling me to go away, because he's really fine walking around without that crutch he's supposed to be walking in.
"Hyung," I say, apologetic that I had raised my voice earlier today.
"Look, just go back to your room, and I'll get you anything you want. You just sit in bed, please?"
"No. I'm bored in bed. I'm injured, Henli. Not bed-ridden!"
"But you just came back from hospital-"
"It's been a week, and it was just a minor operation!" Kyu argues, frowning as he goes through cabinet after cabinet. "God. There's nothing to eat in this house--Ah ha!"
Ah ha?
Oh dear.
With a huge grin, KyuHyun suggests, "Let's go and eat out!"
Oh, no no NO!
"You know...we can eat IN. We can call the restaurant and order things and get them to deliver it here!"
Heechul finished whatever Han Kyung cooked earlier today, by the way. Thanks a lot, dude.
"Henli....You just came here to go online on the computer, didn't you?"
"No...I came here because I want to keep you company-"
"No...you HAVE to keep me company. No choice!"
This guy is really impossible. I actually forgot he's the youngest of Super Junior (as 13)...especially when Ryeowook is around...The eternal magnae!
But now...
"Then let's go get some black bean noodles!" KyuHyun snorts, raising an eyebrow at me. "It's just across the street from this block."
"But-"
"If you don't want to go with me, then I'm going by myself!"
Ryeowook the eternal magnae my ass!
I should have joined that bloody debate team when I was in school or something. Just to learn how to win a simple argument, because when KyuHyun was heading for the stupid door I was still standing at my spot stupidly wondering if I should call Sungmin to report about this or not.
But then again, maybe Sungmin wouldn't pick up his phone since Super Junior would be rehearsing and all...I mean...None of them would pick up calls during this time...right?
KyuHyun was at the door already, putting on his sandals.
Is this the part where I go "Aigo" in a very exhausted manner?
I slipped the Samsung back into the front pocket of my jeans.
Aigooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
"Hyung! Wait for me."
"You're following me?"
Aigo.
"Good! Are you going to style your hair or whatever? Because it's right across here really...you don't have to look like an idol at this point of time."
"It's not that!" I scowled, walking into the kitchen once again.
"I just have to close the windows, or the birds will get in."
That was Kangin's other mental note before he left. I remember that.
But what the hell did Sungmin say!?
Why, all of a sudden, do I need to remember what the one with the overwhelming pink said?
From the door, Kyu Hyun's grin just stretches wider in his victory to eat black bean noodles.
Aigo.
And now as we're eating the Korean dish for lonely people in a noodle house so small everyone would need to stand during peak lunch hour just to create space for everyone, Sungmin's words begin to stream into my memory.
"Henli! Whatever you do, don't take him out of the house. I don't like it. He's not well enough to do so right now. If he falls sick, even a cold, I'll hold you responsible. Promise me you won't bring him out, no matter what."
Infront of me, KyuHyun slurps on his food happily.
Aigo.
I just imagined Sungmin to come after me on a silver flying board - cackling in pure, unconcentrated evil as he takes aim to throw explosive pumpkins at me for breaking that promise.
Then KyuHyun suddenly sneezes.
Sungmin....he's a black belt in karate or tae-bo or something, right?
KyuHyun sneezes again.
And here I am, already thinking of ways to not get killed by the Sungkin the karate-flinging Green Goblin later.
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Help me. I can't stop writing ridiculous things about Henry. (=.=)