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hematolagniac

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Apr 08, 2009 20:09

I've decided to give up killing, maiming, and eating people. But...what can I eat? I don't know anything about human food ( Read more... )

now i got my sister and me, *curse: one goddamn hippie commune, mmmmmmmmmmlove, diva is a darling angel, !poly, !ic, we are family, warm fuzzies

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favoritetraitor April 9 2009, 00:15:50 UTC

Diva! Consider it past history... I've healed up quite nicely anyway. Nothing to worry about, I forgive you completely.

I'm having a picnic later with my company, would you like to come? There will be alot of free food...

hematolagniac April 9 2009, 00:18:39 UTC

But it's not just that. I've treated you so horribly, Solomon. Like that time I dislocated your arm for buying me the wrong doll.

Can I? Will you teach me what to eat?

favoritetraitor April 9 2009, 00:24:30 UTC

Diva, it's okay. Please don't worry about it. I'm just happy that things are good between us again. I've missed you.

And, it was my fault... if I'd listened more closely to what color eyes the doll was to have, I wouldn't have picked up the wrong one... I completely deserved it.

Please come to the picnic. I'll help you with whatever you need. It will be my pleasure...

hematolagniac April 9 2009, 00:42:45 UTC

I've missed you, too. You've been better to me than I deserve.

You got it right the second time. And the first doll had very pretty hair.

If it's alright with you, I'd love to.

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OH GOD THAT ICON concept_killer April 9 2009, 00:29:05 UTC

...seriously?

DIVA CRIES TEARS OF BLOOD IN HER LOVE AND GRIEF 1/2 hematolagniac April 9 2009, 00:37:07 UTC

It's understandable that you don't believe me. I wasn't very nice.

hematolagniac April 9 2009, 00:38:35 UTC

Is there any way we can be friends?

concept_killer April 9 2009, 00:42:09 UTC

Uh...

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1/2 senseandsword April 9 2009, 00:45:24 UTC

Oh, come on! You drowned a kitten..?

senseandsword April 9 2009, 00:46:20 UTC

Anyway, what a crock.

1/2 hematolagniac April 9 2009, 00:48:16 UTC

It was mewling too loud. I didn't like it.

hematolagniac April 9 2009, 00:49:28 UTC

But now I realize that's no reason to hurt something!

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vectorserpent April 9 2009, 01:25:53 UTC

How kind, Diva.

Does hippie!Diva bore you, Medusa hematolagniac April 9 2009, 02:32:24 UTC

Is it? I've never known how to be kind.

oh yes vectorserpent April 9 2009, 02:34:44 UTC

Then this can be a learning process.

We'll be back to the maiming and the killing tomorrow hematolagniac April 9 2009, 02:41:40 UTC

Do you think I can be forgiven?

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sandmullet April 9 2009, 01:40:29 UTC

Cow, pig, chicken, lamb, and so forth.

hematolagniac April 9 2009, 02:33:08 UTC

Can I eat them raw?

sandmullet April 9 2009, 03:03:41 UTC

If your digestive tract can handle people... probably.

hematolagniac April 9 2009, 03:10:08 UTC

Sister would know! She eats human food all the time.

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