are you the hp, or the wretch? regardless, your husband is the best of us.
I USE COVER GIRL LASH BLAST WATERPROOF MASCARA! however, lol drugstore makeup AND it takes an act of god to get that shit off again, so idk if i'd actually rec it. sorry baby, i don't actually use waterproof mascaras that frequently.
I think usually we are both the bear to each other's HP, but in this case I believe I was the wretch.
I think I have a tube of that stuff in my makeup bag? I got it cause I was like, hey, cover girl waterproof, that ought to be made of shellac, right? WRONG. Even that smudged! ARGH. Science this out: smudges off under my eyes during the day, yet still requires makeup remover at night. ?????
Hi, sorry, you don't know me, but your post made me laugh, I thought I'd reply. I stopped wearing waterproof mascara except for when I know I'm going to be crying because I think it smudges worse than regular mascara. It gets kind of dry, then you get these flaky bits under your eye that then turn into smudges. So, I recommend wearing regular mascara unless you anticipate crying or having a bucket of water thrown in your face.
Also, I thought that damned ugly hat was evidence enough of ZQ's hipsterosity.
Hi! Your science makes sense to me. Theoretically! I think the reason I was like, "fuck this I'm going waterproof" is because my non "smudgeproof" mascara was all over my face? I DON'T KNOW. It shouldn't be this hard. I don't remember having mascara problems before. What kind do you wear?
I'm pretty sure ZQ is a hipster in most essential ways; I was just filled with delight by the bear's accurate diagnosis based pretty much solely on a bicycle. HAH! Suck it, ZQ! You can't HIDE.
Man, that is kind of pricey. BUT, that is also about how much money I have spent lately on mascaras from Target that I angrily cast aside after a week. So maybe it balances out? I will take your suggestion under advisement; there is a Sephora nearby and if my latest acquisition dicks me over again today, I will check it out!
I wear Neutrogena Healthy Volume, and I loves it. You can read about it here, and bee tee dubs, Makeup Alley is THE PLACE TO GO for "I want to switch brands...what should I buy..." type questions. OMG those ladies are fixated on makeup. It's awesome.
That's the one I just bought, in a waterproof version, and yesterday I looked like a sad clown! I am giving it the rest of the week to see if it was a fluke. Also, BOOKMARK
I agree with the previous commenter - I find that waterproof is no less likely to give me raccoon-face than regular mascara. I have really good luck with the basic Great Lash mascara, honestly. I've tried fancier kinds, and I keep circling back to that little hot pink tube with the lime green top.
(also you're right - ZQ is not exactly "cute," but I can't think of a better word, either! he is v. v. complicated.)
You know, I tried that one recently too, and found that I am accustomed to thicker, bristlier brushes--the Great Lash brush, which was so great in high school, is no longer enough for me! Or, I no longer know how to work it, because I was in Clump City. SIGH!!
RE: "cute," exactly! It seemed easier than, say, "I have a severe homogay crush on him," or something. IDK. COMPLICATED!
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I USE COVER GIRL LASH BLAST WATERPROOF MASCARA! however, lol drugstore makeup AND it takes an act of god to get that shit off again, so idk if i'd actually rec it. sorry baby, i don't actually use waterproof mascaras that frequently.
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I think I have a tube of that stuff in my makeup bag? I got it cause I was like, hey, cover girl waterproof, that ought to be made of shellac, right? WRONG. Even that smudged! ARGH. Science this out: smudges off under my eyes during the day, yet still requires makeup remover at night. ?????
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Also, I thought that damned ugly hat was evidence enough of ZQ's hipsterosity.
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Your science makes sense to me. Theoretically! I think the reason I was like, "fuck this I'm going waterproof" is because my non "smudgeproof" mascara was all over my face? I DON'T KNOW. It shouldn't be this hard. I don't remember having mascara problems before. What kind do you wear?
I'm pretty sure ZQ is a hipster in most essential ways; I was just filled with delight by the bear's accurate diagnosis based pretty much solely on a bicycle. HAH! Suck it, ZQ! You can't HIDE.
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I swear by it. Pricey but worth it. No flaking, no goop, no raccoon.
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(also you're right - ZQ is not exactly "cute," but I can't think of a better word, either! he is v. v. complicated.)
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RE: "cute," exactly! It seemed easier than, say, "I have a severe homogay crush on him," or something. IDK. COMPLICATED!
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