AN EPIPHANY OVER A TEMPLATE

[helpwess]

OH PEOPLE I CANT EVEN TELL YOU ABOUT THE PAST FEW DAYS. LET ME SUMMARIZE IT FOR YOU:

COFFEE NOT ALLOWED AT DESK THIS WEEK.

I KNOW.

I KNOW.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I GOT AN EMAIL FROM hellopoe AT ...SOME POINT WAY TOO LATE FOR HER TO STILL BE AT WORK, BUT SHE WAS STILL AT WORK, AND THAT IS BULLSHIT

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[helpwess]

I ALMOST FILLED IT WITH UPLIFTING HYMNS, BUT REASON TOOK OVER AT THE LAST MINUTE

[modernthirst]

WAIT I WANT THAT PLAYLIST

[helpwess]

I WILL WORK ON IT, OKAY

[blahblahologist]

downloading, thank you!

COFFEE NOT ALLOWED AT DESK THIS WEEK.

do you work in HELL?

[helpwess]

this week, in fact, i DO work in hell!!! there has also not been water in bottles allowed at desks this week but i have had ENOUGH OF THAT and am just hiding mine behind a filing cabinet.

[maribouquet]

Gleeeeeee for music! I'm taking it.

Also, I'm so dumb, when I first read your post I thought it said coffee "not allowed at desk this week". LOL SLOW.

[helpwess]

I WISH SOB SOB

SPOILER ALERT: IT SUCKS WHEN EMISSARIES FROM THE MOTHERSHIP COME TO TOWN

[buffyx]

UM I AM SO DOWNLOADING THAT WHEN I GET HOME. YOU HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE, A FACT WHICH ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 SURPRISES ME -293830948239048234.

[helpwess]

HURRAH! MAN I WISH TODAY WERE FRIDAY

[bijal]

COFFEE NOT ALLOWED AT DESK THIS WEEK.

GROSS. SOUNDS LIKE A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.

[helpwess]

IT IS TOTES 100% HOSTILE AND I CANNOT TAKE IT!!!