Comments | helpwess: jesus was not a zombie!

helpwess

jesus was not a zombie!

Mar 30, 2007 23:02

We are doing this because, for once, a boring textbook is NOT the closest book!!

1. Grab the nearest book ( Read more... )

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calendae March 31 2007, 04:09:51 UTC

Oh, that's sneaky. Will do! I wish mine was half as entertaining.

helpwess March 31 2007, 04:12:59 UTC

Hah, yeah, don't think I wouldn't have if a textbook had been closer. There was just more TRIUMPH this way.

calendae March 31 2007, 04:19:22 UTC

I just bought new books (for reading pleasure and not for learning) but they are all the way across the room!

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helpwess March 31 2007, 04:34:58 UTC

RIGHT, IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE PERFECT

I was sort of hoping, I guess, that you might have been carrying Princess Mia around with you or something? That's what I did today, true story. Also, got to tell Will that the one I was reading was the one where she talked about Buffy doing the sexy dance on Xander, and how Angel probably had to go out and kill like fifteen vampires just to work off the sexual tension from that. BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY TO YOU: HE LAUGHED

HA HA SUCK ON IT, WILL

mishane March 31 2007, 04:25:31 UTC

I fucking love the Sloppy Firsts series.

helpwess March 31 2007, 04:35:39 UTC

Me too! I am late to the game but making up for it really fast. #3 is on hold for me at the library, yay!!

mishane March 31 2007, 05:17:51 UTC

I really wanted to buy #3 but it's only in hardcover. And I have this strange dislike towards hardcover books. Something to do with the non-portability of them.

I should probably get to my library for them. But my library is so behind the times, I'll probably have to wait to get it transferred in.

missdeviant March 31 2007, 16:26:48 UTC

Charmed Thirds: in paperback 4/24!!!

With an excerpt from Fourth Comings!!!!!!

This has been your Marcus Flutie PSA.

missdeviant March 31 2007, 16:16:44 UTC

MAR-CUS FLU-TIE CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Blatant disregard for the law may be tolderated elsewhere, but not in the great state of Texas. Or states close to Texas."

The New Mexico Democrats were administered lethal injection and pronounced dead shortly after 3 p.m. in the El Paso Correctional Facility, making them the 36th through 288th persons to be put to death in Texas this year."

TRUFAX! (The Onion Ad Nauseum)

helpwess April 1 2007, 04:07:20 UTC

MAR-CUS FLU-TIE CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! Hey guess what, I got a LETTER, IN THE MAIL, from the library about how the books i picked up yesterday were ready. THE MAIL, LIBRARY??