For the past, like, five days, I have found myself so entrenched in grouchy wretchitude, but as of today I have decided to snap out of it. This is mainly due to two realizations
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Dear government/sleezy politicians: Please to be not attempting to play daddy to my wayward, evil vagina and keep your grubby paws OFF of my uterus.
DOG! Happy birthday! Oh, I want one so badly. Shhhh, don't tell my fat cat, who, in his defense, tries so very hard to be canine-like and fails spectacularly.
I was all, sure, honey, you want a dog so bad, that's fine, I can be okay with having a dog, and then suddenly, somehow, I realized I had become an OMG DOG person. We got him when he was really really young, so at first it was more like having a charge, but then as he got older and started being our BUDDY, then I was like, ohhhhh, I understand now.
IN CONCLUSION: I LOVE MY DOG MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE.
Hah, I imdb'd TENNANT to see how old he is, and he's 10 years older than me, which, dude. That shit is SO hittable! Maybe we should have an OLDER CRUSHES CONFESSIONS post, or something!
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DOG! Happy birthday! Oh, I want one so badly. Shhhh, don't tell my fat cat, who, in his defense, tries so very hard to be canine-like and fails spectacularly.
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IN CONCLUSION: I LOVE MY DOG MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE.
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give That Lady some kisses from me, okay.
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Ummmm. Keanu Reeves - 42. Gary Oldman - 48. Two of my (probably embarrassing) older men crushes.
Have fun this weekend! Sutheram will be hanging in Fremont, which will be not as cold as Denver. That saddens me because I'm a little nuts.
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