CRUMPLE ZONES

[helpwess]

1. Yesterday the mister and I went to the RV show, because we like doing things that old people do. Airstream trailers: $75,000. Number of tiny trailers, pop-ups, and other ridiculous creations I deemed unbearable, the worst, or no better than a tent: MANY

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[certainthings]

There was an interview awhile ago with Jared. And I think he mentioned the hand thingy. But I did not watch because there was spoilers. But uh, I'd like to watch now. Do you know where this clip is?

Or do you know all the details of this barfight?

[helpwess]

HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED
SOME DUDE CAUGHT THEM KISSING AND SAID "YOU ARE HOMOS"
JARED GOT ANGRY AND DEFENDED JENNY'S HONOR

OKAY I MADE THAT UP I DO NOT KNOW
I would point you to canon but I get all my crack-like info from the_oscar_cat, who is like on vacation or some bullshit.

IF YOU FIND IT LET ME KNOWWWWWW

[certainthings]

So he wasn't in a bar fight?

*slow and confused*

[helpwess]

Apparently the bar fight is real! Which is why I am saying, WHERE ARE THE STORIES ABOUT THIS? Seriously. If a BAR FIGHT is canon. You know?!

[missdeviant]

ASTRONAUT CLASS!!!

Jared totally wants to ride the human centrifuge.

[helpwess]

ASTRONAUT CLASS

JARED WAS TOTALLY IN THE YOUNG ASTRONAUTS CLUB IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

THEY WENT TO BERGSTROM FOR A TOUR WHEN IT WAS STILL AN AIR FORCE BASE

[helpwess]

OH GIRL TELL SMIDGE

[crimsonclad]

MAN THAT IS WORTH WAY MORE THAN JUST ONE INTERNET DOLLAR

I AM PAID IN FULL

[helpwess]

YOU KNOW I AM STILL WAITING ON A LITTLE SOMETHING WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT

COUGH COUGH

[missdeviant]

OH HO HO HO.

STILL JUST AS FUNNY.

JENNY I LOVE MEAT!!!!!

[helpwess]

SOMETIMES I AM PRETTY FUNNY, TURNS OUT. IT'S A RARITY THOUGH.