got a new song to sing it goes

[helpwess]

So I guess today is stupid and over-caffeinated and kind of rage-filled, this morning, so it's really not my fault that I took it out on Tommy and Jensen. I'm sorry, prettyfaces, it couldn't be helped.

What would help is if certain people were to email me more epic-length Clark/Lex stories. I AM JUST SAYING

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[missdeviant]

Oh, oh, hey, we need to start emailing more CROSSOVER CRACK.

I will get on that once I finish this morning's BOOKS WE MUST BUY project.

[helpwess]

OH YEAH. GET ME SOME MORE COFFEE WHILE YOURE AT IT

[marecagee]

Dude, you scared me. I thought you'd, I don't know, made Tom weirdly get Clark's powers overnight and unable to control the speed power when he'd fucked Jensen resulting in I-don't-want-to-think-about-it damage for the both of them. This is of the good.

[helpwess]

HA HA HA
"HELLO DOCTOR I SEEM TO HAVE RUPTURED THIS MAN'S THROAT WITH MY GIANT POWERFUL COCK"

[maribouquet]

AWESOME!

LET'S SMOKE SOME OPIUM WITH CHRISTIAN BALE. I FEEL THIS WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

[helpwess]

THAT WOULD MAKE MOST THINGS BETTER

I WOULD EVEN CONSIDER IT SEXY IF CHRISTIAN BALE BLEW HIS SMOKE DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH

[adellyna]

I was fine until stupid Hannah took up residence in my head and made me write her stupid POV crap about an hour ago. Now I'm cranky and I want that skinny bitch to die or something.

Plus, I think Jamie, Tommy, and Mike should make up by watching Once More With Feeling and then having an orgy. Which Jensen could join in on, of course.

[helpwess]

I JOIN ERIN IN PUNCHING HANNAH IN THE FACE
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT CRAP

ISN'T JAMIE DEAD OR SOMETHING? OR MAYBE DIVORCED? DO WE KNOW?

[adellyna]

I KNOW, I HATE THAT STUPID BORING BITCH. AND I HATE HER MORE NOW THAT I JUST WASTED HALF AN HOUR ON HER STUPID ASS.

JAMIE IS PROBABLY PISSED THAT TOMMY SAID MIKEY GIVES THE BEST HE'S EVER HAD IN HIS LIFE.

[helpwess]

JAMIE PROBABLY SPENDS HER LIFE PISSED ABOUT VARIOUS THINGS

[crimsonclad]

WHEN YOU HAVE DAYTIME REQUESTS, LJ IS GENERALLY NOT THE WAY TO GET THEM TO ME

GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR OTHER AWESOME FIC OF HOTNESS

[helpwess]

AU CONTRAIRE
I LIKE TO TALK SMACK ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU ARE NOT AROUND TO DEFEND YOURSELF

AND LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW THE HORRORS YOU ARE COMMITTING

NOW EVERYONE KNOWS