"BUT SHE DIDN'T EVEN FORMAT IT!!!!"

[helpwess]

So apparently I won an award for a story I wrote--I was alerted to this fact by jascott, Girl Reporter, who read it in the vm_anonymous thread, which popular opinion holds I created, that has since been taken down

Comments

[helenish]

I seriously never even understand half of what you're talking about, mostly because I watch ten minutes of Veronica Mars, and I'm all "Fat-face skinny guy? Mexican gangbanger? I'm too stupid to appreciate this obviously good show."

But your posts always make me happppyyyy. I think it's the all caps, man. All caps make the world better.

[helpwess]

GIRL I AM THE SAME WAY WITH WHICHEVER SPACE SHOW YOU WATCH. I still love you, I just don't know what the hell you're talking about.

[renne]

I think it's the all caps, man. All caps make the world better.

that? is 100% true!

[helpwess]

HEY I DO WHAT I CAN

I JUST WORK HERE

[estrella30]

dude. THAT HAT. HE IS SUCH A GIANT TOOL I CANNOT EVEN.

[helpwess]

okay I sincerely hope you are not talking smack about that hat, because that hat gives me will to live, and I'm not even joking. That hat, man, that hat should come with a LOCAL FLASH FLOOD WARNING

[estrella30]

OH JENSEN. WHYFORE ART THOU SUCH A GINORMOUS, FUNNY HAT WEARING GOOBER.

yeah. Im talking smack. TRY AND STOP ME.

[helpwess]

WOMAN YOU ARE THIRTY SECONDS FROM MARS GETTING BANNED

THAT HAT THAWS MY COLD FROZEN BLACK HEART LIKE THE SPRINGTIME SUN BRINGING TO LIFE A SINGLE PERFECT YELLOW TULIP

[buffyx]

Is that Troy??? I CANNOT EVEN TELL.

B., YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, GIRL, EVEN IF YOUR FIC IS FORMATTED ALL WEIRD. <3<3<3

[helpwess]

I thought maybe it was Troy? But then I was like, no, his face is too fat even at that angle, and maybe it's silly of me but why would they put Troy in a banner for a story about Logan? WHO IS THAT GUY. I GIVE UP.

MAYBE I WILL LET YOU BETA ALL MY JUNK FROM NOW ON SO YOU CAN MAKE SURE IT'S "PROPERLY FORMATTED"

[deathisyourart]

Sorry to intrude...but... the guy in the hat is indeed Troy, and I make the banners well in advance of the results so I never know who will be in the story when I make them.

Also, one of the judges should have caught the error in the story's title, I apologize on their behalf and will gladly change it and send you a new banner.

BTW you also received runner up for best Author.

[nme525]

random question, are the supernatural dvd extras online? have i missed them somewhere? or have I just really been super busy at work and don't have interweb at home right now b/c the wireless connection i was connecting too disappeared so I haven't really looked yet?

[helpwess]

I am not sure if they're hosted somewhere central or not--I got them through a friend-of-a-friend thing and I'm not sure if I'm allowed to publicly link?

[nme525]

got it. I keep hoping that they'll appear on ihearttvshows one of these days, but I haven't seen them there yet!

[helpwess]

Yeah, I don't want to say that Jensen would be out of my hypothetical league, because ain't nobody out of my league, but I don't think we'd be interested in each other. You know, in that world where I could meet Jensen Ackles. Actually, in that world he would fall in love with me and buy me things, but really, he seems...yeah. I totally love him still, but anyone who answers the door by yelling "YO!!!!!" across the trailer like that, I just don't know. I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING. EXCEPT I HATE THAT GIRL WHO IS HANGING OUT IN HIS TRAILER WITH HIM. SHE IS PROBABLY A SLUT.