4:00 Friday (jesus mary and joseph)

[helpwess]

FRIDAY PIE-BLOGGING: LIST EDITION

Today's list is called, Here is a list of things that jascott and Helpwess say a lot that they for some reason thought other people might be interested in reading.

1. I'M SORRY, WORLD
2. SLAM!!!
3. Dear _________,
4. SHUT UP, __________
5. DOT DOT DOT
6. DOT DOT DOT BONE
7. What are you, BRITISH? (tm amerella8. SIGH/BIG SIGHS

Comments

[missdeviant]

Things I Have Been Saying a Lot:

1. I READ IT ON THE INTERNET!
2. OR WHATEVER
3. UM, HELLO.
4. Overuse of Hyphens
5. FUCK, I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN YOU SAY FUCK.

[helpwess]

i can ESPECIALLY vouch for numbers 1 and 5, having been present at NUMEROUS OUTBURSTS of this sort.

FUCK, I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN YOU SAY FUCK. where is THAT icon?????? hmmm????

[missdeviant]

OH, MAN (Hannah has got me saying "oh, man" a lot).

YES. HANNAH IS ON IT. "Like a homeless man on a ham sandwich," she says.

[missdeviant]

I THINK YOU TWO ARE FUNNY!

But that is mostly because I am afraid you will one day start talking shizz behind my back. SAY NO TO SHIZZ, GUYS!

[helpwess]

NO NO NEVER I SAY

THERE WILL NEVER BE SHIZZ BEHIND YOUR BACK, GIRL. YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU!!!

I mean to say, what??? Talk shizz behind people's backs? THATS JUST RUDE.

[calendae]

I live for that day. Because that is the day that he will realize that hey! Maybe fandom is not the place for me. Because celebrities and fandoms are not mixy things.

[helpwess]

yeah, i used to think, OH NOES PLEASE NO but now I am kind of like, maybe i am secretly hoping he will find it and go OH NO THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR ME????

hah! who do i kid. he will say "wow, this is really well written!"

FACK.

[calendae]

Well, then. In the event of that happening, someone should just write perverse RPF/S where MM reads the fanfic, masturbates a lot and then tries to reenact them with his castmates. If said acceptance continues, I have no doubt that pervousity will prevail!

[helpwess]

!!!!!! I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE THAT AND IT WILL NOT BE ME. WILL IT BE YOU????

[schnappycat]

You two are hilarious. Hee.

I.O.N., One day thewizrd is going to show up in communities like vm_rps and plane_sects, and on that day, well, I just don't know.

He might very well, knowing what a loon he is. And he will like it, again because of the loony thing. But if he does, just know that I didn't tell him. Nope. My lips are sealed.

BTW, I friended you. In case you hadn't noticed or wonder who the hell I am.

[helpwess]

DEAR MICHAEL MUHNEY,

I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, WHEN I WROTE THAT THING ABOUT JASON DOHRING SUCKING YOUR COCK, I MEANT IT IN THE MOST RESPECTFUL, FLATTERING WAY POSSIBLE. I KNOW YOU ARE MARRIED, OKAY?????

LOVE,
HELPWESS

[schnappycat]

Heh. Should I just link him right to this post first, then? You know, make it easier for him to find?

So...does this fic exist? I am just getting underway with the RPF. *nods*

[helpwess]

UMMMMMmmmmmm vm_rps would be the place to look for that sort of thing. IF it were to exist. WHICH IT DOES NOT, NECESSARILY.

[silverstars]

I LOVE LISTS AND I REALLY LOVE CRAZY LISTS IN CAPSLOCK!

You guys are hilarious.

[helpwess]

even when the lists are REALLY DUMB AND RANDOM?????????

I suppose the capslock could outweigh, is true.

[silverstars]

ESPECIALLY when the lists are really dumb and random! Those are the best kinds. Except I don't think this one is dumb and random at all. I found it to be very educational. Or whatever. (SEE, I THINK ALL YOUR POSTS ARE EDUCATIONAL BECAUSE I SAY "OR WHATEVER" ALL THE TIME NOW. AND NOT EVEN ON PURPOSE. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT REALLY.)

[helpwess]

I SHOULD PROBABLY GET A TEACHING CERTIFICATE FOR ALL THE EDUCATING I'M DOING.