Sounds like it was a great party - sorry I missed it! Of course I was on my way but the navigational system in my brand spankin' new flying car went entirely haywire and I ended up in Antarctica. I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.
*Runs to make angry phone call demanding refund for ill-spent 3.5 million dollars*
I realize that you're trying to make me feel better - but if I wanted to see waddling I could look over my shoulder and watch my large behind moving as I walk away from my mirror.
Sorry I'm crabby because I've just been informed that I'll have to wait up to 30 days for my 3.5 million to be refunded to my super platinum titanium radioactive (blah,blah,blah) diamond encrusted Visa card. So not fair, I could be spending my 3.5 million elsewhere. I happened to see a lovely home in Antarctica as I was flying my defective car over, and it was a steal at just 2.5 million. That'll leave me a cool million to buy non-tuxedo style outfits for my penguins, I'm thinking they'd all really appreciate some Christian Dior or Dolce & Gabbana.
Hey, next party at my place. Now as soon as you guys manage to pick up your new mini-sub from the Jacques Cousteau auction, I'll expect to see you at the house warming!
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*Runs to make angry phone call demanding refund for ill-spent 3.5 million dollars*
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Sorry I'm crabby because I've just been informed that I'll have to wait up to 30 days for my 3.5 million to be refunded to my super platinum titanium radioactive (blah,blah,blah) diamond encrusted Visa card. So not fair, I could be spending my 3.5 million elsewhere. I happened to see a lovely home in Antarctica as I was flying my defective car over, and it was a steal at just 2.5 million. That'll leave me a cool million to buy non-tuxedo style outfits for my penguins, I'm thinking they'd all really appreciate some Christian Dior or Dolce & Gabbana.
Hey, next party at my place. Now as soon as you guys manage to pick up your new mini-sub from the Jacques Cousteau auction, I'll expect to see you at the house warming!
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And gunthar got to sit on the couch, share photos, and play video games. (*raspberry noise at gunthar*)
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