[Fanfic] Monster Mash 6

[hellzabeth]

Title: Monster Mash 6

Characters: Francis, Arthur, Alfred, Ludwig and Feliciano

Rating: 15?

Warnings: Surprisingly sedate in this chapter, but still descriptions of violence.

Summary: Originally inspired by this. (Link to pic for those who don't have Pixiv here.) Due to popular demand, what was a oneshot has now spawned a fic.

Comments

[ubermidget]

Just like Family Ties, I am now addicted to Monster Mash too! I love how even though the characters are monsters (and Alfred is in a way too with him being a serial killer killing for fun!), they're really loveable too! Alfred wanting to keep the werewolves as pets is adorable! Not to mention Arthur being carried off bridal style by Alfred, I hurt myself laughing at that one! XD

[hellzabeth]

Hahah I try to mix the horror of what they are while still making them act like people (just really weird people) so I'm glad they still can be lovable, blood drenched though they are. Thanks for reading so far, look forward to more!

[emelethaine]

God, why is everything you write so darn addicting?

Everything that happens between Arthur and Alfred is always funny, how the hell do those two do that orz. And d'aww, Feliciano, I'd like to have him as a pet too <3 And poor Francis is scared of Alfred.

Is it required to learn French in England? ...Aren't you guys supposed to hate France's guts?

[hellzabeth]

I sprinkle it with crack before serving.

I-I dunno, they're just a perfect comedy duo. I love it. I think everyone wants a pet Feliciano deep down in their hearts. He's just so cute. Francis is rightfully afraid of Alfred, the guy's a crazy murderer.

We're taught it in school as a required language for 3 years before we can give it up and do something else. And, well, we do hate the French, but we'd like to tell them how much we hate them in a way they'll understand. 8D

Just kidding, we just historically speak French, it's been taught in schools for 900 years now. You know, ever since we got invaded by France back in 1066 and the language of the courts and ruling class became French. English almost died out until King Alfred (yes, Alfred) demanded that we preserve the language by writing it down. Since then it's just considered useful to know both languages, though we still seem to think of English as better. |D;;

[julesie_g]

Just going to butt in here. It's not required to learn French. At my school the only language taught was Spanish and you could chose not to take it after two years of learning. =)

[tsubasafeathers]

Oh Francis Alfred's only dim witted when he wants to be.
Your lucky he thinks of you as a friend and thus suspects nothing.

Poor Francis.

[julesie_g]

So glad to see an update.

I do wish though that things on LJ had a alert that tells you when a story updates. Haha.

I'm still hoping somehow Canada will appear in this XD

I cannot see Ludwig happily agreeing to put on a collar though and I love the bit where Francis spanked him. Haha. Oh Germany, you virgin <3

[hellzabeth]

Actually, there is a way to see if something's updated. Up at the top of the page, there's a little bar just below the main navigation bar. There's a little pushpin icon on it. Click that, and it'll let you track either this post, or posts with the same tags (such as "Monster series" which is the one I use for this one.)

Ludwig would flat out refuse to do anything of the sort. Ahaha Francis couldn't resist that well toned posterior.

[julesie_g]

Ohh really?
How does it tell you when its updated? A email or?

Of course Francis couldn't. I'm sure Ludwig has the best ass ever. XD

[hellzabeth]

Yeah, it pings you with an email, just like how you get comments.

It's all that running around... he's very toned and in shape. XD

[alianorethecat]

Ah, Halloween will never end while this fic is being updated. I love it so~ <3

I want Feliciano as a pet. He'd be a very well behaved pet. Bouncy and hyper like a ferret, but overall a good wolf.

...There's something more to Alfred, I just know it. So many times he's mentioned as being human. There's got to be more to it.

Aw Francis. Hopefully Alfred never finds out whose body he stole. That would not end up being a fun conversation.

[hellzabeth]

It's like living in Halloween town. I wonder if Alfred will kidnap the Sandy Claws.

He'd curl up by your feet and let you stroke him and just be so cute veeeee~... Considering I base most of his actions as a wolf on my neighbour's huskies, I think it works. XD

Maybe there is. Maybe there's not. Why are you asking me, I'm not going to tell you. 8D

It will probably be less of a conversation and more of a lot of stabbing.

[darkinsanity_13]

It's like living in Halloween town. I wonder if Alfred will kidnap the Sandy Claws.
...Now I almost wanna see a Nightmare Before Christmas crossover, but I'm rather conflicted about whether or not I want the three micronation pals as Lock Shock and Barrel or have Alfred as one of them...

There's plenty of conversation in stabbing! I get the feeling Alfred isn't just gonna stand there and stab Francis silently; he'd probably rant or demand answers (though this would be kind of unproductive as he's kinda killing the conversation *shot for bad pun*). I think I'm contradicting myself. Time to go to bed!