Day 44 [Call to Everyone]

[mongreldog]

[In the most serious, somber voice he can muster.]

I have a confession to make...

[Pauses for dramatic effect.]

I was the one who stole the couch from the library about a week ago.

Comments

[bravevalkyrie]

The couch... why would you even steal a couch?

[mongreldog]

Because one of our fine residents decided to set mine on fire.

[bravevalkyrie]

[She wants to laugh, she really does, but that's just messed up.]

Wow... just... wow.

[mongreldog]

[Pretends to sound hurt.] You're not even going to ask me why I did it?

[blindedserpent]

Well, that certainly isn't very nice.

[mongreldog]

[Fights the urge to say the cliched "Well no one asked your opinion."]

I had no choice.

[blindedserpent]

[Probably for the best.]

You were just that badly in need of a couch?

[mongreldog]

Seeing as the one provided to me became burnt fabric and melted springs... Yes.

[yeah_steelguard]

[Silence. Did he really just...?

...Yes. Yes, apparently he did.

Sorry, Snow's gonna fail at keeping that laugh inside.]

[mongreldog]

I bare my soul and you laugh? I'm hurt.

[yeah_steelguard]

I'm sorry, pal, but...a couch? That must've been quite a heist.

[mongreldog]

I had no choice. Mine was destroyed.

[tentassassin]

A comfortable couch, I hope?

[mongreldog]

Hardly. To be honest, it wasn't worth the hassle of taking it in the first place. But C'est La Vie.

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[theotokos]

[Hang on, Lady is cracking up. Like, bad.]

[theotokos]

Damn, too bad the resident of the library isn't here.

[mongreldog]

Why do you think I took so long to make my confession?

[theotokos]

He deserved it.