[Call to All | Day 61]

[howlingimmortal]

Okay, what the hell is this. [Paper rustling, then some rummaging through what sounds like small metal objects.] Since when are tables this complicated to put together. I remember when tables where flat pieces of wood put together with a couple support beams nailed to the underside and some legs nailed on after that

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[puritaniaa]

Buy a new one.

[howlingimmortal]

I did buy a new one, but the only ones they had needed to be put together.

[puritaniaa]

You're too stupid to fix it.

[howlingimmortal]

I am not! It's really complicated!

[leigheas]

Why are you cursing Irene?

[howlingimmortal]

Because she destroyed my table!

[leigheas]

Why was Irene there...?

[howlingimmortal]

She'd stopped by because she was in the town?

[vectornake]

What did that woman do to your table?

[howlingimmortal]

It was in about a hundred pieces.

[vectornake]

She sounds like a strong one.

Have you been...having fun with her?

[howlingimmortal]

Yeah, she is.

...What's that supposed to mean.

[coffeecoffeetea]

I will agree with anyone who says that you're stupid.

Aren't there instructions?

[howlingimmortal]

Then fuck you too.

There are, but tables don't need six pieces to make up one bloody corner of the table.

[coffeecoffeetea]

Six pieces? What kind of table did you get? You might as well build your own from scratch.

[howlingimmortal]

I don't even know, I thought it was a regular table.

[lamina_cito]

I apologize for the damage caused to your home.

[howlingimmortal]

[There's an almost begrudging sigh. Somehow, he has trouble staying angry at you, Irene.]

It's alright.