[Call to Lady | Day 57]

[tries_too_hard]

[After this. Dante's voice is halfway between a whine and a whisper. And he barely even lets her pick up the phone.

And yes, they're in the same house.]

Lady. Lady, get me aspirin. Laaadyyyyyy..

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[theotokos]

Get it yourself!

[Just because she's probably not too far away from you, not just in the house.]

[tries_too_hard]

But Ladyyyyy...

[He's stumbling to his feet, but that doesn't mean he won't complain about it.]

[theotokos]

I'M NOT GETTING UP.

[tries_too_hard]

Fiiiiine.

[Well, geeze, you didn't have to yell. Shuffleshuffle. Shuffle. Shuff--oh shit that's Vegil's foot! It's pretty impressive, the way he pinwheels, the stumbling steps. The thud of the TV and the crash of the broken screen.

And... Dante landed right on it.

A beat.

Thinner. More whiny. And, you know, in more pain.]

Laaaadddyyy!