[Call | All | Day 56 | Late Afternoon]

[tries_too_hard]

[There's a low whistle to start the feed. An appreciative one.]

Know what? I think I could get to like this place. Got pizza. Got cleaning service. S Mart carries my coat. And Sports Illustrated. Swimsuit Edition. And best of all, this S Mart? No one here to card ya.

[He hefts something, shifting cardboard accompanies the clink of glassware.]And

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[theotokos]

Dante, if you even think about letting strange people in he-

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[theotokos]

You better give me some.

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[tries_too_hard]

We could have it somewh --

[tries_too_hard]

Don't know. Think we might have to leave that up to a little wager.

[caladcholg]

What is the occasion?

[tries_too_hard]

Occasion? No occasion. Just beer.

[caladcholg]

Isn't that for celebratory reasons?

[tries_too_hard]

Mostly its for gettin' drunk reasons. People tell you they're celebrating, it's just a flimsy excuse.

[championship]

Oh, I like parties!

[ Pause. ]

Do you like sports?

[tries_too_hard]

I like swimsuits.

[championship]

Oh, me too!

[ Well, she likes wearing them. ]

...Ah, I know! If it's warm enough, we could have a swimsuit party!

[tries_too_hard]

Maybe a little warmer, and a little less foggy. And you and me? We'll hit those waves, what d'you think?

[aen_6_126]

Really, Dante?

[tries_too_hard]

You got a better idea?

[aen_6_126]

I fear what you may do to people drunk.

[tries_too_hard]

Jealous I might dance with them?

[shyeyed]

Swimsuit edition...?

[tries_too_hard]

Gotta love curvy babes wearing next to nothing.

[shyeyed]

T-they're nude? And it's in S mart! Oh my goodness!

[tries_too_hard]

Near enough.

[This is clearly a work of art, Hanataro, don't act like you don't agree.]