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[bipolarhellion]

zombies? really? if i had a boner this morning that wouldve been the quickest way to lose it

but hey show of hands who honestly is not surprised considering all the shit that happens here

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[shotdeadinmy]

yeah sure it isn't surprising, but now I gotta look at their rotting faces every time they wanna fill the cupboards with more goddamn napkins or whatever the fuck they put in there

[bipolarhellion]

i dont know about you but i can get drunk again meaning i dont give two shits what their faces look like

[shotdeadinmy]

well whoopdeefuckingdoo for you. some people don't have the means of impairing their vision sheesh

[bipolarhellion]

maybe you should do a few rounds. might get the sand out of your vagina

[vectornake]

This place keeps getting stranger and stranger.

[bipolarhellion]

ive been dead like 2 or 3 times. theres not a lot that i consider strange anymore

[vectornake]

Really? What was it like, did it hurt?

[bipolarhellion]

well i got shot both times so it only hurt for a couple seconds. death usually hurts.

[moralperil]

you wouldve still had a boner knowing someone was in your house??!!!

[bipolarhellion]

i havent had a proper one in 30 or 40 some odd years so probably

[moralperil]

well good

i mean its good you didnt have one in this particular instance i guess

[bipolarhellion]

i guess. though i wouldve laughed about it later and then thanked everything the zombie wasnt a flesh eater.

[possiblycantdie]

There are things more surprising.

[bipolarhellion]

thats what im thinking. i just cant imagine anything right now.