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"I was walking down the street
When I thought I heard this voice say
"Say, ain't we walking down the same street together on the very same day?"
I said "Hey Senorita, that's astute."
I said "Why don't we get together and call ourselves an institute?""

Gumboots- Paul Simon

In honor of the snow I wore a bikini, and Duncan and I took a bath.
Lmfao.

Have you ever looked at yourself or someone else and right then perceived them more differently than ever before?
Lately, people just look different to me.

Ice cream does not love me back...

:(

In the past half hr I've: wrestled a q-tip out of Dunks mouth, prevented him from ripping things off my shelves, shooed him away the cat food, the cat box, taught him to jump on command (then deeply regretted it). Pried him off my carpet. Tried to teach him to roll over but just proceeded to annoy the poor thing out of concentration. Ripped my dog ( Read more... )

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He's so cool.

Paper cut on the end of my finger.
*CRINGE*
Most people shouldn't have ringbacks. This is probably the 3rd time I heard Beyonce's put a ring on it song and I am still convinced that the irritating background noise is a drowning robot.

DOOD!
Pms symptoms are great! They like totally fuck you up!

Ahah!
Oh, I love the My Little Orko one!

http://www.thetoyzone.com/25-inspiring-my-little-pony-mods/

Brandon the My Little Cthulhu one is right up your alley.

BLEH. I'm so sick of public transportation. It used to be great because I love to people watch. But now, it just feels like all the people I encounter are utter creeps. Creepies that stare, STARING CREEPIES. Sorry to sound negative, but Gina stood me up multiple times today, and several times this month. Its irritating how I wasted my time with it ( Read more... )