His Only Crime Was Interpretive Dance (and murder)

[hellison]

The trial of Michael stone, lunatic, spree killer and Performance Artist, continues, for his attempted attack on Stormont , in which after making his way very slowly up the Very Long Drive (bear in mind he is a well know and Very Recognisable person) to Stormont, daubed graffitti over the walls of Parliament Buildings, he was finally thwarted by

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[hellison]

Oh yes. I'm sure the security guards faced with a known murderer and psychotic waving a gun about and screaming that he had a bomb found it Hilarious.

(what is hilarious is the way they trapped him in teh revolving door, pulled the gun off him and hit him over the head with it. Then SAT on him til the cops arrived. Good times.)

[hellison]

I think they settled for teh bashing over the head and sitting on. It was a very very strange thing. And all filmed, making for some v. entertaining clips ;)

[lazy_hoor]

You've got to hand it to him, he is the most entertaining terrorist ever. Maybe Quentin will make a film about him now, though I feel Blake Edwards (is he still alive?) would be more appropriate.

[hellison]

He's certainly achieved the comedic parody part, if only for the bizarrest defence to attempted murder/terrorism charges EVER.

[_unhurt_]

best news story ever! ever ever!

eta: a bird-shaped pair of scissors as a "begrudging" symbol of Irish republicanism

*hurts self*

[_unhurt_]

that whole article is gold! that is high-level wtfery!

[hellison]

I know! I nearly quoted the entire thing, there's just SO MUCh in there. But the hair dying was such a nice touch ;p