Jul 26, 2009 23:25
[Sam is standing in some hall way pulling down at his shirt to cover up his bight pink boxers.]
I lost my pants.
No,no, no, no!
It stole my pants. That perverted, naked, leg-humping robot stole my pants. I-I don't have-- I need those pants.
ou: sam witwicky,
*lad1esman217
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But we weren't--
It wasn't like that. It was like... I didn't agree to any of that.
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I didn't think you two had gone that far!
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No no no no!
You've got it all wrong. I did NOT do anything like THAT with that-- that-- thing!
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Hi, there. Got some unusual undergarments there, fella.
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Where did I just end up?
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Well, this is certainly unexpected. In a nice way, of course.
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After everything that's happened? I think this is the last place I'd think I'd run into you. You're right though, it's a "nice way".
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I was wrong. I guess things can always get weirder.
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Wow.
Okay, uh, yeah so if you find the psycho robot, think you can get my pants from it?
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You're lucky it's late and kids are asleep, right now.
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H-hey, I didn't plan this!
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Uh huh.
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What? I-it's the truth, I swear.
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