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Birthday Good.

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BLACK FRIDAY = EPIC FAIL! < CYBER MONDAY = EPIC SCORE!

INTERNET 1. REALITY 0.

Bought Keith something very expensive and paid less than half for it.

I'm thrilled.

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Most disgustingly Funny Quote From Thanksgiving... or at least directly related to it.

"THERES PORN IN MY COOP! ... NO WAIT... I MEAN CORN! IT'S CORN!"

He blames the booze.

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Turducken was indeed a bitch to put together, but in the end it was tasty, however, I think next time I'm gonna opt for ease and buy the fucker ( Read more... )

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Turkey.

CHECK!

Duck.

CHECK!

Chicken.

CHECK!

Cornbread Stuffing.

CHECK!

Savory Herb Stuffing.

CHECK!

Apple Cranberry Stuffing.

CHECK!

TURDUCKEN!

CHECK YEAH!

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Eat pork rinds.

Eat.

Dead.

Pigs.

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Just when i start to think this Thanksgiving is going to be 'ok' I get crappy news ( Read more... )

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I hardly ever get into family talk other than saying my sister is an over churched bible thumper but I gotta get this out ( Read more... )

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We were going to order a Turducken for Thanksgiving... but, FUCK they are pricey.

It would have been 92 bucks for a 15 pounder...

:/

LAME!

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