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[hellblazer]

Caught the last five minutes of the game tonight. What I saw of the Redskins' offense looked really good, but the defense looked like ass. Speaking of looking like ass, Suzy Kolber's hair looked like it got bearfucked. She should have gone to Clinton Portis's stylist and gotten them to hook her up; his new haricut is awesome.

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[valsharess1]

/shakes fist at Will

You don't answer emails!

>:P

P.S. I <3 you.

P.P.S. Who is Suzy Kolber?

[hellblazer]

Suzy Kolber is a Monday Night Football sideline reporter. Remember a few years ago (or you probably don't, actually) when Joe Namath was totally fucked-up on the sidelines at a Jets post-season game and he kept telling the chick who was interviewing him that he wanted to kiss her? That was Suzy Kolber. She usually looks pretty good in a MILF-y soccer mom sort of way, but the first game of the season she came out with this horrible haircut that was so bad that you can still see the remnants of it, three weeks into the season. It looked like a cross between a mullet, a shag, and a dead beaver.

[david_chunn]

I love the new Portis-style. He one-upped Chad Johnson.