This is a draft I found, as I haven't logged on for ages. I can't, for the life of me, remember it.

[helix589]

Indeed, I have a feeling of impending doom

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[ben_dingle]

Two years, Abida. TWO YEARS I've been waiting, and this is all you have to say??

Also, I will stroke away your dread with whispers of news that I have finally got Looking for Alaska!! Because of course, this news will most definitely help you finish your dissertation...