Comments | helikesit: 50 cent: i don't even know my name, they call me handsome.

helikesit

50 cent: i don't even know my name, they call me handsome.

Apr 09, 2006 23:48

on wednesday i decided that i was sick and tired of walking the conventional straight line and i had to do something about it. but what was i to do? i didn't want to fake a limp and i didn't want get drunk every morning. with those two options eliminated, i figured i was only left with only one possible solution ( Read more... )

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jesus___etc April 10 2006, 07:29:28 UTC

Zeus-like my ass.

OCB. God, you're azn.

The Sounds are coming to Seattle, you going?

louie28m April 10 2006, 08:10:50 UTC

5 plates = $5
1 plate of jello = $.50
2 drinks = $2
1 piece of ham = additional $1
1 cup of soup = $1
1 scoop of ice cream = $1
TOTAL = $10.50

+ not getting sick additional $1
Grand Total = $11.50

How much I came out ahead => 45 cents

helikesit April 10 2006, 08:16:02 UTC

man, you blew it...

not getting sick is "priceless".

mastercard, baby.

cygnus101 April 10 2006, 10:06:40 UTC

if it weren't for typing this comment, my hand would still be over my open mouth.

helikesit April 10 2006, 16:36:04 UTC

yeah i know, i can't believe those carts are sooo slow either.

armstothesky April 10 2006, 19:18:36 UTC

now when you say 500 tacos, would that be like... taco bell tacos? as in a dollar when you throw in tax? or are we going jack in the box in orgeon style, as in two for a buck, no tax. it could be 250 or 500 dollars... or maybe its a different taco... in which case it could be anywhere from 33 cents to i dunno.. like 3 bucks each or somethign! shit dude you need to clarify. and yes, i still read your livejournal.

helikesit April 11 2006, 15:59:31 UTC

i'm very appreciative that you still read my lj. in regards to your question, i'm referring to the jack-in-the-box two for a dollar tacos which i plan to purchase in a sales tax less portland, of course.