JE/LJ - Pincushion, Or How Fitz Defected to Pin - Pin/Fitz

[helicoptersky]

Title: Pincushion, Or How Fitz Defected to Pin
Pairing: Yamashita Tomohisa / Akanishi Jin / soundczech
Rating: PG
Author Notes: IDEK, ok. Pin > Akame. Pin loves you, Fitz and obviously you couldn't resist the cute. Because they are so adorable together. Goodbye, Akame. Hello, Pin! Thanks to TWP for helping ♥ And no offense, Akame fans, ok.

Comments

FUCKING BAWLING

[samenashi]

WE ARE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER

i feel like i have ruined helicoptersky. with one move we have managed to alienate both pin and akame fans. well done, well done.

DEAD ON THE FLOOR.

[helicoptersky]

Fuck.

Well at least .... WE WILL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER? RIGHT? RIGHT.

♥

lol :(

[samenashi]

I really feel that this is the most obnoxious thing we have done yet, and there are so many things to chose from.

[soundczech]

I AM BOTH THRILLED AND HORRIFIED OKAY. I LOVE JIN AND PI I DO BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY KAME UCHIWA EVEN IF I DECIDED TO SUPPORT A PIN WEDDING I WOULD STILL LOVE KAME FOREVER

[font]

I can't believe you fucking scratched Kame's eyes out. I thought I knew you. I never knew you at all.

[soundczech]

These things have to happen. Kame's stare was too intense, too accusatory. I'm a Pinion now, okay? If you can't take the heat then get out of the kitchen.

[soundczech]

THIS IS FRAUDULENT

[samenashi]

OMAKE #1:

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　　　　　('A`)　　fitz stares at jent_fanfics and holds a rope in trembling hands
　　|　　　（　）　　　　life is no longer worth living！　　　　　　
　　|　　　 | |　　　　　　　　　　　
　　|　 　　　　　　　　　　
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OMAKE #2:

When Kame finds out about PinFitz he takes a holiday. He goes far away, and even though he worries about work and the group and even Pi and Jin, he needs this. He ends up in a country far different than Japan, and when people ask him questions he can't understand their funny foreign language. Kame finds it kind of comforting, even though once upon a time he would have been frantically looking up the words in a non-Japanese dictionary.

He meets helicoptersky outside a club one night, the flashing lights bright and familiar behind her, colours caught in her inky hair.

"Hi," she says brightly, because when she looks at him she's reminded of his actor, this Asian guy from Gokusen 2, even though she hadn't paid too much attention to him at the time. Not when Akanishi Jin was there to drool over. This guy is lit up by the glow from a nearby streetlight,

[soundczech]

THANK GOD HE IS NOT ALONE

[snowqueenofhoth]

I was going to be sad at all the angstiness (new word?) but then you threw in that last line and I fell over laughing. XD

[4_03_am]

Yamapi writes “Bakanishi” in the high score list anyway.

Awwwww. *wibbles*

Fitz angrily lashes out at the Kame uchiwa, and with a loud snap it breaks in half exactly at the part where Kame’s nose is crooked.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. Thre is a lot of WINWINWIN right there.

The Pin equations are so cute and they're so fluffy and adorable together and omg JAMAPI OH GOD "JAMAPI"!!!! Ahahaha, I've just recently had a personal experience with this "Jamapi" thing so it's extra amusing ahahaha.

Oh, you're awesome converting Akame people to Pin. Power to you! ♥

PIN 4EVAH!!1shiftone!11! ♥

[helicoptersky]

Aren't Pin just so cute together??
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, PIN FOREVER INDEED!~

Thanks so much! I'm so glad this didn't freak you out too much ♥

[tsukimiso]

[helicoptersky]

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I JUST BROKE SOMETHING LAUGHING

THAT IS AMAZING THANK YOU

♥