JE - Five Things Meme, Part III - Pin

May 18, 2007 00:46

Title: Five Lame Excuses Pi Came Up With (After Getting Caught Doing Inappropriate Things To Jin)
Pairings: Yamashita Tomohisa / Akanishi Jin
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: Again, written for the Five Things meme! In particular for zoeycleybourne - I hope I can make your day a little bit better ♥ ♥ ♥ (also, unbetaed. will be fixing stuff when I noticed mistakes.)

'Five Lame Excuses Pi Came Up With (After Getting Caught Doing Inappropriate Things To Jin)', [Yamapi/Jin] )

pin is going to rule the world, je has eaten my brain, ryo is a bitter old man, koyama and shige are married, everybody wants a piece of pi, news is the best ever ever ever, five things meme, shige is as awesome as imaginary cats

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anyotherknight May 17 2007, 23:13:59 UTC
I. I THINK I LOVE YOU. NO, REALLY, I'M SURE I DO.

I think I hurt myself. Venezuelan massages are going to be an injoke for a long, long time.

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helicoptersky May 17 2007, 23:24:58 UTC
AAHHAHAHAHAH *BEAMS*

And öasjdgsaödgsöad are you serious. I would feel so proud. SO PROUD. Venezuelan massages ftw.

♥ ♥ ♥

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anyotherknight May 17 2007, 23:28:37 UTC
It's going to be awful. Every time some freshman gets a case of oral gonorrhea or something it's going to be they should learn to lay off the Venezuelan massage and then I'll picture Shige being mortified and die laughing at their expense.

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helicoptersky May 18 2007, 00:33:37 UTC
lasdgahsgdhlgdasdhslasldsöadjaökjdösd

SO SO SO SO DEAD. ORAL GONORRHEA AHAHAHAH omfg. dies.
Soon, dirty talk is not gonna be "Suck me off." or simiar. It's gonna be, "Gimma a massage, bitch. The Venezuelan way."

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helicoptersky May 18 2007, 00:26:02 UTC
Ahahaha yes, how can anyone not know?

A+ icon! :D :D

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4_03_am May 17 2007, 23:27:34 UTC
This. This is brilliant. Like, really really. I was all *______* and holding my breath at number 3, then, Kame, it was all just ahahahha OH GOD, KAME. AHAHHAA. Totez awesomesauce. ♥

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helicoptersky May 18 2007, 00:34:09 UTC
Ahahahaha poor prissy Kame. I bet he wishes he'd never mentioned the papercups XD

THANK YOU ♥

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pinkpapyrus May 17 2007, 23:56:16 UTC
XD LOVE LOVE LOVE. *DANCES* SERIOUSLY KOREA OMG. I GOT TO SHIGE AND I JUST DIED DIED DIED. A LOT. LIKE EIGHT BILLION AND THREE TIMES. YES SHIGE GO EXPLAIN TO KOYAMA. BONUS POINTS FOR DEMONSTRATION.

♥♥♥♥♥

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helicoptersky May 18 2007, 00:35:44 UTC
*GROPES*

ILU CIARA, SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. BUT PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD PERMANENTLY, CAUSE I NEED YOU. DON'T LEAVE MEEEEE. And ahahahahhahahh Koyato demonstration XD

♥ ♥ ♥

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corimari May 18 2007, 00:01:25 UTC
*__________________________*

BRILLIANCE.

I. COMPLETELY SNORTED OUT LOUD YOU ARE A GENIUS lk;jasld;kfja;sldf I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

“A penis massage?” Shige can’t keep himself from saying it. “With your mouth?”

l;akjsd;lkfjas;ldkfja;lskdf DO ME. *_________________*

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helicoptersky May 18 2007, 00:38:44 UTC
MY LOVE

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU FIND THIS SO HYSTERICAL BUT I AM GLAD YOU DO AND ILU AND I AM SAD I CAN'T BE THRE TO SEE YOU SPAZZ IN PERSON ♥ ♥ ♥

adkasldgasd god I love Shige and his fail so much!
SO MUCH!

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