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helicoptersky

JE - I've created a monster - PIN

Dec 18, 2006 05:20

Title: I've created a monster
Pairing: Akanishi Jin/ Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating: R/NC-17
Author Notes: Again, for darkeyedwolf, who is my crackmuse. Hey, I'm on a roll!! ILU, WOLFIE. Also, this is really cracky, so be warned XD. It was kind of inspired by Toma's tiny peen. ... don't ask. UNLESS YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TOMAPEEN. THEN DO ASK.

( 'Oh,' Jin says and his eyes widen dramatically. He leans closer. 'It does look kind of big now. Show me, show me, show me!' )

everybody wants a piece of pi, pin is going to rule the world, je has eaten my brain, crack is good for your body

Comments 65

darkeyedwolf December 18 2006, 04:26:45 UTC

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

helicoptersky December 18 2006, 04:31:30 UTC

IT IS ALL YOUR DOING DO YOU LIKE IT DO YOU LIKE IT *NEEDS TO EGO STROKE LIKE JIN NEEDS SAUSAGE* (feel free to shoot me)

God it is almost 6 am and I'm posting porn xDDDDDDD

darkeyedwolf December 18 2006, 04:35:18 UTC

Oh my god are you kidding I am dying, my entire body is doing a keyboard mesh in my chair because no matter how I move MY HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER KEEPS ATTEMPTING ESCAPE. IF I WAKE UP THE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE I WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN YAMAPI'S MONSTER PENIS TO THEM. WHY. WHY.

The problem might very well be that they are both kind of drunk, but this is Jin, and really, why would a woman of approximately 80 years of age tell her granddaughter about her erection problems and that a lot of tequila is the ultimate cure?

*rolls around the floor* Your crack is so INSANE yet UTTERLY BELIEVABLE because it's JIN. Of course his narration of an American movie involves a grandmother's erectile dysfunction. Of course.

“It is not even half the size of mine,” he says seriously, “Maybe a third.”

fjklsdfjdkfsdf;JHNDM;FHNJF

YamaPi puts his hands on his hips and proceeds to strut around the room proudly

*puts head in hands and CRIES*

“I know, I know!” Jin suddenly squeals, “I’ll name it Sausage!”ILU. ILU SO MUCH ( ... )

helicoptersky December 18 2006, 04:47:27 UTC

HAHAHAHA OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH JOY THE IMAGE OF YOUR BODY DOING A KEYBOARD MESH IN YOUR CHAIR XD I DIEE I WOULD LIKE SEE YOU EXPLAINING YAMAPI'S MONSTER PENIS TO YOUR MOM. You can tell her what 'Mistress Pin, Smut Goddess' means, then?

And I am deliously happy that you liked it because, AS I TOLD YOU EARLIER, I was scared of writing Pin, because there is already so much AWESOME and alsfhksgflashfdlasdafafsXD

And and and even though it's crack I still wanted to make it kind of in character because THEY ARE OTP AND MUST DO THEM JUSTICE *SPAZZ*

I AM FILLED WITH SO MUCH HAPPY I CANNOT PUT IT IN WORDS OR HEARTS.

ILUSM. SRS! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

PS: I WANT PIN, DAILY SOAP STYLE.

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blondeweasley December 18 2006, 04:44:10 UTC

XDXDXD

I...I don't even know what to say to this. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I won't be able to sleep. This is too awesome. I can't even manage to find the caps lock button to express how awesome this is. Must. Stop. Laughing. *dies*

Brilliant. Awesome.

*dies again*

Sausage...XD I'll have to use that word tomorrow.

THANK YOU FOR SPREADING CRACK-FILLED HAPPINESS! CONTINUE IT! SOOON! *bows down to ruler of the crack*

helicoptersky December 18 2006, 16:10:23 UTC

I made you unable to find CAPS LOCKS. That makes my hearts swell with SO MUCH PRIDE! XDDDDD

You are VERY WELCOME and I'm so glad my first attempt at Pin crack is well-liked!

THANK YOU !
♥

corimari December 18 2006, 04:46:38 UTC

I. I. YOU. WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*FALLING ON THE GROUND OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU*

THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS CRACK IN THE UNIVERSE THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YAMAPI'S MONSTER PENIS AND THEN TOUCHING AND NAMING AND I AM SERIOUSLY DEAD OK

“Wow rainbow,” Jin says, “Since when do you have a porn channel?”

Oh my god I realize this is a Pin fic with goodness and porn and hilarity but THIS IS MY FAVORITE LINE, EVER. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

He eyes YamaPi’s crotch with great interest

Just....*hysterical* Rolling on the ground, MY GOD.

JIN NAMES YAMAPI'S MONSTER PENIS AND THEN JERKS HIM OFF BEFORE A BLOWJOB AND THEN MAKES SNARKY COMMENTS ABOUT IT TO RYO WHO NINJA-ED HIS WAY IN HERE YET AGAIN. I AM FLYING TO GERMANY TO COME KIDNAP YOU AND KEEP YOU AS MY OWN, THAT'S IT, I'VE DECIDED.

*THROWS SELF AT YOU*

♥

helicoptersky December 18 2006, 16:07:18 UTC

OMFG SQUEEEEEEEE *BEAMS* I am so UTTERLY TOTALLY COMPLETELY BESIDE MYSELF that you LIKE IT because you ARE PIN, and I FANGIRL YOUR PIN FIC LIKE WOAH ♥ ♥ ♥

And I was totally flailing to Wolfie about how I can't write Pin and then we talked about poor undebuted Toma with his small penis and Yamapi's MONSTER PENIS and I said I FEEL LIKE WRITING THAT and Wolfie said at the same time YOU SHOULD WRITE THAT ... and so I wrote Pin crack in the middle of the night xD

RYO NINJAS HIS WAY IN ALMOST ALL OF MY FIC ITS SCARY XD

And alidfszdfasldf PLEASE DO. I WILL MAKE IT EVEN EASIER FOR YOU because I'm gonna be in Toronto soon and you can kidnap me from THERE and keep me in your closet with JIN (YYYYYY!) and we will WRITE EACH OTHER PIN PORN UNTIL ETERNITY IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL DON'T LIE!

mananeh December 18 2006, 05:02:09 UTC

“Can I touch it? Can I name it? Can I get a closer look, please?”

*DIES* &hearts

THIS! THIS. THIS IS PIN. THIS IS PIN AS IT SHOULD BE.

mananeh December 18 2006, 05:07:06 UTC

Also, Tomapeen? I am asking.

mananeh December 18 2006, 05:34:40 UTC

Never mind. I found out. Oh, Toma, you poor thing... no wonder you never debuted...

fluttering December 18 2006, 06:25:18 UTC

no wonder you never debuted

DOES THIS MEAN THAT JIN WAS ORIGINALLY REJECTED DUE TO COMMING SHORT? D: POOR JINJIN. THIS EXPLAINS A LOT.

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acchikocchi December 18 2006, 05:26:55 UTC

YamaPi puts his hands on his hips and proceeds to strut around the room proudly, even though it looks a tiny bit ungraceful, because his pants are pooled around his ankles, and that makes it kind of hard to walk.

*CRYING. WITH. LAUGHTER.*

helicoptersky December 18 2006, 16:19:59 UTC

Yay so glad you like it ♥ ♥ ♥

I LOVE HOW IDIOTIC AND DORKY AND HOT THE ARE.
PIN FOREVER!!!!