Comments | helenish: new story: Theft of Assets, Destruction of Property

helenish

new story: Theft of Assets, Destruction of Property

Nov 04, 2009 23:03

Title: Theft of Assets, Destruction of Property
Author: Helen
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Neville Longbottom
Rating: NC-17
Size: 23,061
Summary: Surely it is a mistake to allow a single youthful indiscretion to cloud an already promising career.Notes: I wrote 700 words of this story in 2004(iishhh) and didn't touch it again until ( Read more... )

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Comments 344

ceitie November 5 2009, 05:31:43 UTC

So this story just made me flail all over the place with glee. Draco and Neville are my favorite rare pairing in HP, and marriages of (in)convenience are definitely up there in my top favorite tropes.

And there was baking! Epic amounts of baking! And evil Lucius, and misunderstandings, and Neville and Draco being ridiculously oblivious! Also, the threesome subplot made me howl and fall off my chair when I finally figured out what was going on. :D :D :D

helenish November 6 2009, 18:18:21 UTC

EVIL LUCIUS is one of my favorite characters ever. I mean, he's just so mean and evil, for basically no reason - he really spices up the plot whenever he shows up.

So glad you enjoyed it!

incidental_fire November 5 2009, 05:32:25 UTC

I think I can honestly say that I've never read a Draco/Neville story before, but this was just marvelous. I adore your writing style, and I loved this, with all of the multiple layers and misunderstandings.

helenish November 6 2009, 18:18:41 UTC

thank you very much.

crimsonclad November 5 2009, 05:42:35 UTC

OH MY WORRRRD, it's like the Food Network and JKR had an adorable baby fanfiction and oh oh oh this is so wonderful I can hardly contain myself.

YAY FOR PINING.

helenish November 6 2009, 18:19:11 UTC

YAY YAY

boxofdelights November 5 2009, 06:05:33 UTC

Oh, how I missed you. You are brilliant.

helenish November 6 2009, 18:19:37 UTC

thank you!

exceptinsects November 5 2009, 06:53:39 UTC

Neville yayyy!

helenish November 6 2009, 18:20:51 UTC

HA HA, I kept thinking, oh, great, now Neville is tall and handsome and has a hot body and is a gazillionaire and is really powerful and awesome at magic and good at picking out Christmas presents and amazing in bed and it's really TOO MUCH. And then I'd be all "Aw, fuckit, also, he has stubble and nice hands."

exceptinsects November 7 2009, 08:11:30 UTC

YES HE DOES.
And I think we, In These Troubled Times, deserve it.