WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ OMFG MY POOR VIRGIN EYES IM TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS lol who am i kidding tHIS FIC IS GENIUS JUST THE THING I NEEDED!!! ofc jongdae would use black magic to woo yixing i mean is there really any other way??? but yixing, he could probably just play the first few bars of MID on piano, whip his hair a bit and BAM EVERYONE'S FALLING AT HIS FEET this fic is gr9 the plot is gr9 the writing is gr9 and you're gr10
ain't nobody got time to actually talk to the person they like and get to know them NO YOU GOTTA GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT JUST USE BLACK MAGIC duh that's like life rule #1
your skills are on the same level as mount everest; only those who want it will be able to reach it. *puts on snow goggles*
Black magic is a flawless plan because IF IT GOES WRONG, JUST USE MORE MAGIC TO FIX IT! Nothing bad could happen using this method. If I could use magic, I would never ever stop using it, I would never get out of bed, WHY DID HARRY POTTER EVER EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST USE MAGIC OK???
I DONT UNDERSTAND. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I DIDNT FINISH THIS AS SOON AS YOU POSTED IT! I have been cringing and crying and laughing for Jongdae (MY POOR JONGDAE LOL SUCH A RIDICULOUS GUY) throughout and I'm just so so so happy with this! plus, the Supernatural and Sherlock and HARRY POTTER references and MINSEOK IN GENERAL and Yixing as the only sensible member.
Okay, just. In conclusion, I really had so much fun reading this and I don't know how to give a proper comment that makes sense but this was funny and enjoyable and felt like I was reading an adventure, whiiiich, I practically was, right? the Jongdae's dick adventure. HAHAHAH. okay wow I guess that's all I want to say that I can remember lol good job!
I don't think anything I wrote was half as funny as your damn dick-wand, but I tried my best and I'm so glad you appreciate my effort :D:D Forever grateful for all the support you gave me while writing, AND THANK YOU FOR READING AND LEAVING ME A COMMENT, YOU'RE SO SWEET ♥♥♥
*pretends to read a full play-by-plan of the entire fic* WOW YOU HAD SUCH ORIGINAL THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS! NOW WE CAN PRETEND TO HAVE SOME REALLY DETAILED DISCUSSIONS ABOUT IT!!
The sandwich, with it's pure white bread and childish ingredients, represents an idealized, healthy and loving relationship. Minseok craves the sandwich, but at the same time, he cannot help his profligate sexualization of the sandwich.
I was honestly laughing so hard throughout this - it was amazing and beautiful and ridiculous and the way Yixing just calmly asks Jongdae out at the end...perfect.
Omg thank you so much!! I really liked the idea that jongdae was trying way way way too hard when all he had to do was just tell Yixing he liked him. jongdae who tries too hard and Yixing who is accepting of him is my favorite way to write them. :D
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lol who am i kidding tHIS FIC IS GENIUS JUST THE THING I NEEDED!!!
ofc jongdae would use black magic to woo yixing i mean is there really any other way??? but yixing, he could probably just play the first few bars of MID on piano, whip his hair a bit and BAM EVERYONE'S FALLING AT HIS FEET
this fic is gr9 the plot is gr9 the writing is gr9 and you're gr10
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Anyone not using black magic to get everything they want IS A DAMN LOSER! The easiest way is always the best way. Always.
LMAO THOSE SEDUCTIVE PIANO SKILLS.
I'm so glad you appreciate my not only next level skills, but my NEXT next level skills. *puts on sunglasses*
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your skills are on the same level as mount everest; only those who want it will be able to reach it. *puts on snow goggles*
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Also you are too fat for sandwiches. God I hope that's winter weight.
But I'm serious, Henry, you better not be using my laptop when I'm not home.
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Okay, just. In conclusion, I really had so much fun reading this and I don't know how to give a proper comment that makes sense but this was funny and enjoyable and felt like I was reading an adventure, whiiiich, I practically was, right? the Jongdae's dick adventure. HAHAHAH. okay wow I guess that's all I want to say that I can remember lol good job!
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PRETENDS THAT IM GIVING YOU A PLAY-BY-PLAY OF THIS ENTIRE FIC
BUT ALAS I AM STILL HALF ASLEEP BUT KNOW THAT THE ENTIRE TIME I WENT
'i knew it.'
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He.... might need therapy.
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