HAPPY BIRTHDAY RØB!

I hope you have a fantastic day!

Oh my fucking christ this is the funniest thing I've read in a long while. SOOO much here to comment on. Read the entire post...it's hillarious ( Read more... )

Just like people who have limp-handed handshakes people who don't know how to properly push revolving doors should be publicly humiliated ( Read more... )

Oh, I know I don't update, but here's some badass freakin news. dEUS is comin to the US! It's a bit old but I think people should know. If you don't know about le dEUS you fuckin' should. It's their first time back in the US for 7 years. Furthermore, their new album fuckin rocks it hardcore. So if you CAN, you should make it to one of their ( Read more... )

American Cities That Best Fit You:

85% Chicago

70% Philadelphia

60% New York City
50% Los Angeles

50% San Diego

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

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Hey bitches,

I'm off to Maryland for CHRISTmas. Hope everyone has a safe holiday. I'll fly back to Chicago on Monday from Baltimore, so if a plane goes down...I'm probably on it. I shouldn't say that but...HAHA...you never know! Anyways, enjoy the holiday and I will be speaking to all you suckas again soon. Later kiddos!

So suckas and suckettes. I'm back! Or at least I can pretend to be for a while. So what's up with me you ask? (of course you don't because it's really not that exciting ( Read more... )

1) What's the best live concert you have attended ( Read more... )

Your Birthdate: July 7
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