13th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

[There are dragging, scraping sounds as the comm clicks on, and they continue throughout the transmission.]

I require...

[A long pause, as if the next part is physically painful to say.]

... a mechanic. And a drink.

[The comm clicks off there, as the speaker continues hauling his broken old aft toward his quarters.]

Comments

[Text]

[mnu_spreadslies]

If you are lacking in assistance, I would be willing to attempt repairs. Do not worry, I am very good with both mechanical parts and biosuits alike.

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah... I am... lacking.

Who is this?

[Text]

[mnu_spreadslies]

My name is Christopher Johnson. I am of the Poleepkwa race. I can meet with you wherever you'd like.

[audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Never heard of it.

... Heading to my quarters. You have... tools?

[medicalofficer]

So pleased you found another who can take care of your broken down aft. [ Bitter? Never. >:| ]

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Hmn. Did not... think you would want to try.

[medicalofficer]

It is my function, no matter what idiocy led to the damages.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Fine, then nothing has happened, there are no damages.

[chopshopgoddess]

Guess you don't need me.

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

You are speaking to me now.

dated b4 she dies, lawl

[chopshopgoddess]

Just making a passing comment.

... You're going to kill him.

[heavyweaponsbot]

If... that is what you want.

[shockedlogic]

[He's tempted to respond. So, so tempted. He refrains, for now.

As for those drinks... Shockwave left Ironhide Energon cubes outside his quarters. Don't use them all in one place.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Oh damn you Shockwave 8| ... You know he's going to attribute this to someone else entirely.]

[shockedlogic]

[Love you too, Ironhide. And he's certain, but there's only so many Energon-users on the ship that can deny it was them, and all.
Not that Shockwave is ever going to bring it up.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He won't ask. Don't worry.

... but you do realize you're going to get pummeled eventually? Thanks to Mikaela's most recent deathcapade?]

[scionofwisdom]

Are you quite alright?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmnf. I will live.

[scionofwisdom]

I ahve not spoken with you in some time, Ironhide. Have have you fared?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmpf. Been... better.

You are... intact?