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heavyweaponsbot

7th Transmission / Audio

Oct 03, 2009 12:20

I begin to loathe this boat nearly as much as aircraft... Going to rust in all this... damp.

Need something to keep from stiffening up. Some sort of exercise... Only so many times I can drive around these decks. Unlike some, I do not enjoy poking holes in turf, or studying these yellow creatures all day.

Hmnf.

Open to... suggestion.

best get me off this plane, halp, ignored for science, primus i'm old, whine bitch moan

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medicalofficer October 4 2009, 00:03:00 UTC

I was not aware you required constant supervision.

If you are actually having issues with the moisture in the air, I will attempt to create some solution from what supplies I can find that might prevent rusting.

heavyweaponsbot October 4 2009, 07:57:26 UTC

... to inform us when we need to visit you, I assume.

[Private]

That was what I was told.

Figured you would.

medicalofficer October 4 2009, 08:00:28 UTC

Or better yet, to inform you when an action is not advisable, because it will result in damage.

[ Private ]

Do you know the deck number? [Sciiiience? :3]

heavyweaponsbot October 4 2009, 18:52:33 UTC

Damage is necessary to take. What are a few more dents and holes to this frame?

[Private]

No. Could go looking.

medicalofficer October 4 2009, 18:56:26 UTC

The next dent you receive is going to be from my wrench, if you continue talking like that.

[ Private ]

It would be a suitable distraction?

heavyweaponsbot October 4 2009, 19:00:31 UTC

Thought they took your wrench. Calm down... you know my tolerance for injury is higher than normal...

[Private]

Yeah. Coming?

medicalofficer October 4 2009, 19:03:41 UTC

They did. [Sigh. If he had it, though...]

[ Private ]

On my way.

[Transformation noises go here. Something like chk chk chkskgjsklgjsl]

heavyweaponsbot October 4 2009, 19:42:20 UTC

... We will find you another.

[Private]

Waiting.

[More transformation noises go here. chk chk chkskgjsklgjsl]

[ ACTION SPAM! ] medicalofficer October 4 2009, 19:55:58 UTC

[One neon golf cart headed your way. Beep.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ] heavyweaponsbot October 5 2009, 00:22:18 UTC

[Totally waiting for you in the doorway. One black go-kart. Of death.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ] medicalofficer October 5 2009, 01:33:40 UTC

[Ohai.]

You will be pleased to know that C4 is in my quarters. Your interiors are safe.

[ ACTION SPAM! ] heavyweaponsbot October 5 2009, 01:41:12 UTC

I did not ask about the creature.

[Engine rev >|]

[ ACTION SPAM! ] medicalofficer October 5 2009, 21:47:44 UTC

I was informing you so that you would not have to.

[That is an impressive engine, dear.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ] heavyweaponsbot October 5 2009, 21:50:36 UTC

... why would I even want to know, Ratchet?

[Isn't it? It's almost as nice as your sirens.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ] medicalofficer October 5 2009, 21:51:59 UTC

So you do not have to worry that it is near enough to get your sensitive joints 'sticky.' [Sarcasm? Never.]

[... <3]

[ ACTION SPAM! ] heavyweaponsbot October 5 2009, 21:54:41 UTC

Not amusing. At all. C'mon. Are we leaving or talking?

[... unf sirens <3]

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