Comments | heavyweaponsbot: 40th Transmission

heavyweaponsbot

40th Transmission - Audio

Jun 06, 2010 13:33

Unless there is anyone with a useful proposal for my time, I will be occupied on deck six.

[Punching bees: what giant robots do in their downtime, kids. Of course, he won't come right out and say this.]

I grow tired of individuals who are too incompetent to work a simple communications device.

Hmnf!

doing something dumb, punching bees is therapy, cranky old weapons master, whine bitch moan, you're all morons, best get me off this plane, let's start a riot, frag your ship

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[audio/Italian] ceilingezio June 6 2010, 20:41:20 UTC

Did someone put vinegar in your wine?

[audio/Italian] heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 20:43:13 UTC

I grow tired of fools who cannot work a simple communicator. Hmnf!

[audio/Italian] ceilingezio June 6 2010, 20:45:27 UTC

Eh, ignorance is only foolish so long as they don't seek to correct it.

[words of wisdom, from a seventeen year old boy? what is this madness!]

[audio/Italian] heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 20:48:58 UTC

... Boy, "ignorant" and "foolish" mean the same thing.

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standardpackage June 6 2010, 20:46:11 UTC

Someone needs ta' calm down a bit.

heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 20:49:52 UTC

I am calm. If I were not, your audio receptors would have suffered for it.

standardpackage June 6 2010, 20:56:08 UTC

[Jinx clearly doesn't remember Ironhide from their drunken fun times at the party.]

Sorry ta' say this, Kid, but not every damn person is smart enough ta' use a comm.

[Jinx is an example of this since he cannot spell in English to save his life.]

heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 20:57:06 UTC

...

[There's a pause.]

Kid?

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thenotmagician June 6 2010, 20:48:25 UTC

Not all of us are technological geniuses. Specially th'ones who come from a place where th'closest thing you get to a computer is a stick and dirt.

heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 20:50:58 UTC

[Grumbles.]

Then they should have paid more attention when they were taught to use the stick and the dirt.

thenotmagician June 6 2010, 20:51:48 UTC

Really don't think any number of lessons of stick and dirt could compare t'modern technology, bud.

heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 20:52:58 UTC

Hmnf.

Draw the comm in the dirt. Label it. Easy enough.

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[Voice] jackieeeeeeee June 6 2010, 21:40:20 UTC

When Uncle finds his chi spell, you will not be tired of anything!

[Voice] heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 21:44:53 UTC

[Oh for--]

What are you ranting about now?

[Voice] jackieeeeeeee June 6 2010, 22:19:41 UTC

Feh!

Demons have no respect.

[Voice] heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 22:21:06 UTC

If I meet one, I will inform them of this.

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[Video. Always video.] thepartydude June 6 2010, 22:01:15 UTC

[Mike's hanging upside down from ... something.]

Whatcha doin'?

[Video] heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 22:03:47 UTC

[Staring.]

... What are you doing?

[Video] thepartydude June 6 2010, 22:25:53 UTC

Dude, I asked first.

[Video] heavyweaponsbot June 6 2010, 22:27:26 UTC

I am not the one hanging upside down.

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