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[araeph]

Araeph has many computer woes, it is true. They'll all go away in about a week, when she goes back to college, but for now, you're getting a golden oldie.

By the way, I have for you an alternate ending to the sordid tale of Skylar James.

TITLE: Disenchanted

CULPRIT: a real life fallen angel

BEST LINE: Mary, Mother of God! This is a burning

Comments

[goatqueen]

"I come for a favor. I have someone her how needs branding." Why does her 'how' need branding? Also, I come for a favour? Tenses, please! Or is he the Godfather?

On a sidenote, Pintel and Ragetti are great. Sues, don't muck with them!

[mythtaken]

Will looked at her with smypathy. She just gave him the 'I don't want your smypathy' look.
Ha! That one gets my vote.

Our suethor does seem to have a bit of a beard/bread confusion. I liked it when Abi got her mum a slice of beard and cheese for breakfast.

As for the branding... you'd think she was getting her ears pierced or something (and frankly, that would have been much more appropriate).

[justawench]

Laudanum? Was Sue's mother a doctor? Laudanum was possibly not even discovered in 1657, and most certainly wasn't a common medicine in the Caribbean. Now if this was a couple of hundred years later...

WTF is a "flock?" I can't come up with anything that could be misspelled that way.

[otaku_hobbit27]

A frock, maybe?

[justawench]

Aha! Good call.

[athenarulez]

I know I'm late to the party, but clock, perhaps?

[txorakeriak]

The bit with the pirate brand made me shudder. Honestly, is it too much to ask of those Suethors to do a bit of research? *headdesk*
Horrible fic. Great sporking! Your comment to the scene with the sweet bread was hilarious - and so true!

[sunshine304]

"Research? You mean, like, totally, reading texts with... information in them?! Ew..."

But all sarcasm aside, I reacted exactly like you. When I saw CotBP for the first time, I didn't know much about pirates, but the one thing I totally understood (without any research at all) was that this brand on Jack's arm was nothing he got on purpose! It must have hurt like hell... and then these stupid suethors come around and use it as some cool styling statement! *headdesk* Sometimes I just want to hit something (preferably suethors)!

[txorakeriak]

Very true. Especially since it's called brand, not tattoo or sooper speshul piratey makeup or whatever. *sigh*

[sunshine304]

Ah, but we're using logic again. We know it's a mistake, but we always try it again... it must be our everlasting optimism, which let's us hope that someday in the future at least one suethor will realize her mistakes.

[schmidtybooger]

Erm, Will stopped at one chart and ordered two small loaves of sweet bread.

Does anyone else think it's funny that sweet breads are actually either the thymus, pancreas, or naughty bits of a young cow (or pig)? Mmmm, give me loaf of that!