Boobies are good, but those were some heavy manvils.
No, she is straight! See, she used to sleep with this guy! And she has a smarmy boyfriend! And she slept with her ex! And got engaged to the smarminator just to prove she is extra straight! Really, really straight!
On the other hand she did admit herself that she never had that "feeling" telling her he was the one, she just kept saying he was a good man. So honestly? Total beard. *nods*
I know you don't mean a "beard" literally, but when I read that I had a vision of Steph with an Abe Lincoln beard and it made me laugh. Just thought I'd share.
The one small consolation I have out of that whole out of character romp is the fact that Not!Alex admitted to having never felt the feeling that let's you know 'THIS IS THE ONE!!!' with a man.
So NYEAH, Dick Wolf. It's all about loopholes and fair use and Cabot can sleep with the entire male ADA pool on Conviction if you want, but she's gonna get that feeling in fic from women. Muhahaha.
Anyone notice that when she laid down on the desk, Alex had her hands up and pulled back, as if she was really trying not touch him? And what was up with the dubbed in moans/sound effects? How tacky can you get?
I am so glad I was not the only one who noticed the hands thing. I actually re-watched the scene (had nothing to do with Stephanie March's boobies - I swear!) and the painful awkwardness of Alex in the scene was glaringly obvious. That was one of the least erotic looking sex scenes I've seen in my life.
The only women I know who are that uncomfortable during sex with men are lesbians.....do you hear me Dick???
BTW WTFBBQ???!!! How long has she been back from Witness Protection? Geez, the girl moves fast...
I want my Olivia back, I want my Alex back, I want my OTP back dammit!!!! *cries*
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Saw her on Booby I'm-a-jerk Flay's show last weekend. She seems to appear in quite a few of those Boy Meets Grill shows.
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No, she is straight! See, she used to sleep with this guy! And she has a smarmy boyfriend! And she slept with her ex! And got engaged to the smarminator just to prove she is extra straight! Really, really straight!
On the other hand she did admit herself that she never had that "feeling" telling her he was the one, she just kept saying he was a good man. So honestly? Total beard. *nods*
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So NYEAH, Dick Wolf. It's all about loopholes and fair use and Cabot can sleep with the entire male ADA pool on Conviction if you want, but she's gonna get that feeling in fic from women. Muhahaha.
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The only women I know who are that uncomfortable during sex with men are lesbians.....do you hear me Dick???
BTW WTFBBQ???!!! How long has she been back from Witness Protection? Geez, the girl moves fast...
I want my Olivia back, I want my Alex back, I want my OTP back dammit!!!! *cries*
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