[Theo's just come home from work, and it checking to make sure the hazmats haven't ransacked his house yet. Then he hears some muttering and rustling from the back door. He growls under his breath, grabs his nearest spellbook of fiery death, and peeks out the back window.
...well it's not a hazmat... *who* is that? He flings the door open.]
[Peeking through the curtains out of her window to make sure those disturbing men in white suits aren't there....what the hell?! There's a man peeing in her bushes!]
[Zevran came outside looking for Cynric, who he hasn't seen in awhile. What he found was the backside of a man sticking out of a bush, and a bottle of liquor pouring itself on the ground.
With the priorities of a true Antivan, the first thing he does is carefully right the bottle.]
Can I help you, my friend...? [He sounds rather amused, although since he's behind the Captain, he can't actually be seen.]
How dare they. [Zevran's voice is deliciously deadpan. He reaches out, grabbing onto the man's clothing and hauling him - surprisingly ably, for the elf's small size - out of the bush and onto his feet again.] Is that better?
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...well it's not a hazmat... *who* is that? He flings the door open.]
Who the hell--??!
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[Then someone burst out the door angry. The Captain blinked in surprise seeing the man there and recognizing him.]
Holy ☠☠☠☠ in a ☠☠☠☠! It's that sickly guy! Hey sick guy!
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Y-You! I thought you were droned! For good!!
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I'm surprised you made it this long, congradu-☠☠☠☠-lations. This wouldn't happen to be Dr. Crane's house would it?
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What the fuck do you want?
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☠☠☠☠ you, this isn't Dr. Crane's house.
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With the priorities of a true Antivan, the first thing he does is carefully right the bottle.]
Can I help you, my friend...? [He sounds rather amused, although since he's behind the Captain, he can't actually be seen.]
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Though for now he is cursing at the bush.]
☠☠☠☠... No...
I think someone pushed me or something.
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Yeah, thanks.
If I catch them I'll get them back.
[Seems in a much better mood. Then again, standing up did a lot to ones attitude.]
I'm The Captain, nice to meet you.
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He's pondering if he should get over there and do something or just slam the door shut. Everyone's telling him to not get outside, but...]
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The first rock didn't hit with a satisfying *thunk*, so he throws another.
He is drunk, his aim is terrible but he can hit a house.]<\i>
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...slamming the door shut, getting back inside, and coming back moments later with a water hose that will be directed at the Captain.]
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Tosses another rock.]
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