23rd Hangover - Why does this keep happening?

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[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.][[Phone | Unfiltered

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[sting_like_a]

Dying kinda stinks, huh?

[sting_like_a]

I did have fun! I'd never been sledding before~

[pause] Jeez, he's told you a lot, huh? Are you his dating mentor or something?

[heartstar_blues]

Not really. He does his own thing. Also, supposedly the both of you are light weights.

[sting_like_a]

I dunno about him, but I am definitely not a lightweight!

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, right. You think you could keep up?

[sting_like_a]

I bet I could! I learned from the best~

[heartstar_blues]

I don't know, I got years of experience kid.

[sting_like_a]

So do I!

And I'm not a kid!

[heartstar_blues]

I've been at this for about 10 years.

You got to be at least 18. So how old are you?

[sting_like_a]

23! So... well, it hasn't been that long, but the Queen's Knights know how to hold their liquor, that's for sure!

[heartstar_blues]

Wow, I thought you were younger. I'm 26.

Yeah, I drank with the best in Brooklyn.

[sting_like_a]

I hear that a lot... [SIGH] And hey, not much older than me! You're one to talk~

And I drank with the best in Sol-Falena~

[heartstar_blues]

I've still been at it longer.

Well then, I should challenge you sometime.

[sting_like_a]

That doesn't make you better, though~

...Oho? You're on, Cap!

[heartstar_blues]

Give me some credit here. Also I'm a Super Hero.

Tonight's bad but I'll give you a call sometime soon.

[sting_like_a]

And I'm a knight! Totally the same thing.

Oookay, I'll be waiting~ You better be prepared!