50th Hangover - Not Superman [Event!]

[heartstar_blues]

A) [Action | 950 Beulah Street]

[He's piling burnable things in the living room. Breaking apart furniture, the TV, you name it.

He's also stock piling his alcohol.]

Yeah, this'll last us.

[No, it won't. It's also likely to lead to disaster.

Housemate might want to help him or find a safer place to wait this out.]

B) [Action | A Snowbank in

Comments

C

[monk_of_keyfu]

Goodness! You appear to be imbibing the antifreeze of anatomy!

[Yup, it's another person on Cap'n's walk of shame. Only this guy is standing with his fists on his hips, peeking halfway out of a snowbank.]

[Also, he's grinning. And he's crosseyed.]

C

[heartstar_blues]

I don't know what the ☠☠☠☠ you just said....

But aren't your ☠☠☠☠ freezing off by now?

C

[monk_of_keyfu]

I assure you, my good man, my chestnuts are roasting on an open fire!

[... but he's standing in a waist-high snowbank. Maybe it's freezer burn.]

Re: C

[heartstar_blues]

[He shakes his head.]

Need any help?

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu suddenly flexes his arms in a front double biceps pose; the stereotypical bodybuilding kind! Snow flies everywhere when he does so. It's almost like an explosion. Hope you got that whiskey bottle covered up!]

Worry not, for I am more than capable of emancipating my extremities!

[heartstar_blues]

[Nope, and now he's pissed as he flicks snow off the lid.]

You talk funny and you're pissing me the ☠☠☠☠ off.

[monk_of_keyfu]

My good wandering whiskey quaffer, I mean no harm! The yellow flow comes not from me!

[heartstar_blues]

Quaffer? Is that a ☠☠☠☠ insult?

Are you making fun of me?

[monk_of_keyfu]

You misconstrue! I speak of the portable potable in which you partake!

[heartstar_blues]

What...?

I'm not a pot head.

[monk_of_keyfu]

Indeed, for instead your hands hold a potent palliative!