27th Hangover - A Name You Will Not Forget [Call]

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain has been in a foul mood since after Valentine's Day. Special Bear is sitting in the corner of his room and he has yet to get rid of that terrible toy. It's a good reminder of why he hates this town so much.

Also, he's tired of explaining his name to everyone in this town. So it's time to change things. Picking up the phone.]

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[cramschoolgod]

[Well, that gets some attention.]

Ahaha... to be honest, Captain, I wasn't aware it was possible to ☠☠☠☠ a ☠☠☠☠ into ☠☠☠☠ unless ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ your mouth.

I really regret that I haven't yet met a person such as this.

[heartstar_blues]

Then you really need to get out more kid.

It's not Captain anymore, it's Captain ☠☠☠☠.

Also, who the ☠☠☠☠ is this?

[cramschoolgod]

Of course, Captain. [She sounds pretty amused by this whole affair.]

My apologies, I'm Sasaki. I'm pleased to meet you, though regrettably not quite so pleased to ☠☠☠☠ you.

[heartstar_blues]

Right.

And I don't know what you've heard, but I don't ☠☠☠☠ kids.

lmao

[sting_like_a]

Are you?

Re: lmao

[heartstar_blues]

I'm always ready.

See you there tonight?

[sting_like_a]

You bet! I'll be there with bells on~

[Call then Action!]

[heartstar_blues]

Sure, just bring your a-game or whatever.

[The Captain will be at a bar. He scared drones away from the table and had a bottle of whiskey sitting there with two shot glasses.

Right now drinking a beer as he waits.

No, he doesn't have a problem.]

[phone]

[heartstar_blues]

Good for you.

Did I say I gave a ☠☠☠☠ what you think about it?

[Phone]

[heartstar_blues]

It's more for all you ☠☠☠☠ who ask me stupid questions. If you don't plan on asking then I don't care.

[heartstar_blues]

[For someone who gets angry every time someone makes a mass call for something stupid, The Captain get's defensive whenever confronted on something.]

Maybe you didn't hear me clearly. I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠.

[heartstar_blues]

[Hey, he's heard of another magus but this isn't her so...]

Yeah, all powerful magus. Stuck in this ☠☠☠☠ hole like the rest of us.

Shouldn't you be making someone a sandwich or something?

[nomammano]

What does ☠☠☠☠ mean?

[heartstar_blues]

☠☠☠☠ means...

Wait, how old are you?

[nomammano]

I'm twe-wait why do you wanna know? You're not one of those phone perverts are you?

[heartstar_blues]

☠☠☠☠ you. No.

Twenty something? Old enough.

How do you not know what a ☠☠☠☠ is?