27th Hangover - A Name You Will Not Forget [Call]

Feb 22, 2011 18:16

[The Captain has been in a foul mood since after Valentine's Day. Special Bear is sitting in the corner of his room and he has yet to get rid of that terrible toy. It's a good reminder of why he hates this town so much.

Also, he's tired of explaining his name to everyone in this town. So it's time to change things. Picking up the phone.]

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A strike_you_out February 24 2011, 04:33:14 UTC
[A sound comes over the receiver, faint and indistinct at first, but it grows louder and louder like the turning of fast-approaching wheels. If you continue to stay on the line, Captain, it will progress to a deafening volume...]

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heartstar_blues February 24 2011, 04:37:22 UTC
Who the ☠☠☠☠ is this?

☠☠☠☠ you too.

[Trying to slam down the phone, he just knocks it right back off the hook and it hangs there.

He turns away from it, ☠☠☠☠ prank calls.]

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strike_you_out February 25 2011, 00:28:42 UTC
[The call eventually becomes disconnected and for a while nothing will happen. However, the Captain will hear this sound again before the night is through. No matter where he happens to be at the time, the sound follows him.]

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After his drinking contest fail heartstar_blues February 25 2011, 05:00:59 UTC
[He went to the bar hoping to avoid it but now he was lost, drunk, depressed and trying to walk home.

His bloodied hand is wrapped in his coat and he is stumbling down the middle of the street. Looking for the source of the sound now and muttering about zombies.]

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strike_you_out February 25 2011, 23:05:39 UTC
[Nothing but an empty, darkened street stretches in either direction before and behind the Captain. Yet the sound still echoes faintly in the night, following him.

A fair distance behind him, the gaze of a predator glints in anticipation. It has been far too long since Slugger has felt another's negative energy so strongly, so clearly. He's missed it. And what a perfect time and place to become reacquainted with his newly restored capability. He's been idly tracking this man from a distance without announcing his full presence, just to mess with him, but now it's time to get down to business.

Bat drawn, Slugger bends low and launches into high speed on his skates. The Captain will likely hear the noise suddenly gain volume as it's source closes in fast from behind.]

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heartstar_blues February 26 2011, 03:40:49 UTC
[[The Captain turns around to see just what is coming. He's not ready for a fight, so very drunk and dealing with a little blood loss.

Squinting up the road trying to keep clear vision. The Captain hates everything, and he's pretty sure he is going to hate this.]]

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strike_you_out February 26 2011, 04:15:36 UTC
[A shadow flits toward him, the size of a child. Stray light from a street lamp reveals a wide, toothy grin and a heavily warped baseball bat on a direct course of collision with the Captain's forehead.

Eyes gleaming, Slugger swings the bat. And in the moment when cold searing pain shoots through his cranium, the Captain will feel more than hear a single dull note of hard metal hitting something slightly more fragile...]

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heartstar_blues February 26 2011, 04:18:37 UTC
[The Captain sees it coming far too late. He tries to back pedal and then...

... He is hit. Twisting on his foot and hitting the ground hard after the bat connects. Not even getting out a scream.]

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strike_you_out February 26 2011, 04:39:10 UTC
[Immediately after his victim falls, Slugger swerves on his skates and changes direction. The skates soon come to a stop at the Captain's head and Slugger peers down at him to see if the man is still conscious. He doesn't normally check his victims after he attacks, but this time he's compelled by a morbid sense of curiosity.]

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heartstar_blues February 26 2011, 05:30:22 UTC
[He's laying there. Unmoving now where he crashed into the ground.

Then a low, long fart is heard.]

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strike_you_out February 26 2011, 19:04:57 UTC
...

[Sign of life or post-sign of life? He decides it's indeterminable, then turns and vanishes into the night before he can gain any witnesses. Of all the fatalities he's caused, yours has been the most hilarious, Captain.]

[ooc] ...XD Result of head trauma (death, unconsciousness, etc.) is up to you; Slugger delivers according to his victims' "needs".

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heartstar_blues February 26 2011, 19:28:13 UTC
((Going with head trauma, it'll be amusing in his fight vs The Postman.

In the comics: "Is he dead?" "Well... he's farting."))

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