Bong Rips For Jesus

[heartssdesire]

The twentyish cashier boy at Trader Joe's was so obviously stoned out of his gourd that we noticed five minutes before we got to the register, while standing patiently in line waiting as he dragged through the previous lady's shopping, doing a lot of pausing to chat her up in his heavy-lidded, slow as molasses, distracted way. We were giggling with

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[soulspirals]

There was this great thread on "Weeds" with a stoner Jesus freak girl. She was sure the lord wanted her to get baked because it was natural.

[uncledark]

Adventures in shopping...

Other possible come-backs:
"No, and I hear he doesn't believe in me, either."
"I used to, but the meds are working now."

some possibles...

[inflectionpoint]

"Do I believe in the Lord?" So many ways to mess with the poor stoner boy.

honey, I've had Him come and vist me all personal-like?
honey, we eat our meals together every day?
"Ummm... yes and we've had really good sex?"
or the best one... Which One?

I am currently slightly freaked still that I do use the term Lord, and it ain't for Jesus. It hits some of the old stuff I was raised on and trained to, but the word fits, so I still use it.

[rocketgeek]

I've heard Carl Sagan was a huge stoner. But if you're just not as smart as he is, you really shouldn't.

[geistreiser]

I love your user icon!