So we have a break in the rain and it is time for me to work on my tan. I headed up to the roof and set up some of the chairs as a screen like I do with my sign posted
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Maybe after his conversation he shouldn't have been looking for this Kei girl, but Yuri had mentioned her in such a way that Gabriel, frankly, was curious. And after all, why shouldn't he be? This girl was like some bad-ass space cop and that was pretty cool, even if Yuri had played it down.
Of course, he wasn't expecting to find her bare-butt naked, but maybe he should have read the sign. Blagh, signs, who even bothered with them, really?
"I hope you're using a high-factor sun lotion." He said, not getting too close but sitting down on another sun lounger that had suddenly appeared, wearing some over-sized shades and holding a cocktail. "A tan's one thing, being cooked till you're medium rare's another."
"I guess you can call it magic. Not that slight of hand stuff, but..." well, magic is close enough. She's probably not interested in the redistribution of energy and cosmic energy. He can't blame her. Michael explained it to him once and he had never been more bored.
"No bad side. Trust me gorgeous, I do it all the time. Doing it now, looking like this." She might not think the packaging was pretty but it was lots better than his true form. At least for getting laid in.
"Good pranks I've pulled?" He asked, "Since I got here, or ever? Because there was some amazing ones back in the day. Convinced some guys in North Africa that pyramids were the best thing since unleavened bread. Although I think releasing alligators into New York's sewage system was pretty awesome too." He doesn't have a modest bone in his body.
Like, if I could look like anything I wanted I'd look like me. I'm hot. Not sure why he chose what he did. I think this may be one of those things I really don't wanna know.
"Anywhere. Like, where is North Africa? I'm not really into geography. It's not on Pacifica, right? Wait, New York was a big city on Earth. Alligators in the sewage system would be cool. I've heard those suckers get really big." Oh, I gotta. "I like big things." Grin.
"I haven't done anything that big. Um, I once set our bounce-and-pounce vibro-massage bed to randomly switch to earthquake level when Yuri had a hot date." She was MAD.
He laughs, "Really big, trust me. But I doubt you'd like four meters of reptile topped off which two-inch teeth." He grins, because hey, it was a was pretty funny prank. Not as many people had been eaten by them as he'd imagined, originally, but hey, you can't win them all.
"Now some people would see that as a challenge and keep at it like they were on a rodeo bull." He mused, taking another swallow of his drink, "I'm guessing Yuri isn't one of those people, huh?" Of course, he was putting himself in the former pile, not the latter. And he reckoned Kei was too.
"I've killed stuff lots bigger'n that. Heck, I might even use a weapon." Grin. I might not need one but better safe than sorry. And firepower is awesome.
"Hey, I'd keep at it." I'd do it on the rodeo bull if I could find a guy up to it. "Yuri wasn't happy. The guy freaked out which was why Yuri got so mad. I'm thinking it was a good thing in the long run. I mean, if he couldn't handle that then what's he gonna do when the shooting starts?" Shrug.
I pull a face. "Yuri's idea of a prank is shooting me with the fire extinguisher. It's direct but not funny. Not even creative."
"Hey, I'd rather you didn't break my toys." He said, lifting up his sun glasses to make the point. "They've got a right to be done there and eat people, just like everyone else." Well, maybe not everyone else decided to exercise that right, but that's why they had alligators.
"Kudos to you- but are you gonna be holding on to the guy or the bull?" That was said with a smirk, and then another sip from his glass. "And maybe he doesn't expect he'll have to preform under enemy fire. Might be considered above and beyond the call of duty." That was a bigger, filthier smirk.
"Huh. Foam?" He tips his head, "Anyone get any photos of that?" After all, hot girl, wet, a little bit of foam, what personal with any sort of libido wouldn't find that hot?
"But if I got one I could make a pair of alligator leather pants. That'd be awesome." Spoilsport.
"Like, if you have to ask that question, you don't deserve the answer. Some things are too kinky even for me." Not that many. One or two. "And maybe I was talking about friendly fire." Grin.
"Mughi might but he'd better not have any. He usually stays out when me and Yuri argue. Safer for him." 'Cause I'll kill him if he came in on Yuri's side and Yuri'd stop paying for stuff if he supported me. Sometimes that cat shows judgment.
"Like, gotta flip or my hooters will fry." I roll onto my stomach and flash the hypno-butt. Make someone happy.
"Or just ask nicely and one of your many admirers might get you some. Last longer than flowers and about 120% sexier." He suggested.
He raised an eyebrow over the top from of his shades, "Huh, I didn't think Yuri looked like a bad shot. And just so I know, what's on your top-ten too-kinky-for-me list?" That's a far more interesting topic of conversation.
"Huh, he's brighter than most house moggies. Most side with whoever feeds them." He says that from experience- Kali used to throw the Tigers any human limbs that were laying around, so they always sided with her.
"No complaints from me." He said, grinning mostly to himself. "You just shout out if you want anything rubbing in." Sun oil, you know. Obviously.
"Hey, if you're offering to get me a set of alligator leather pants, I'd love a pair. You'd like them too. They'd look great on the floor of your room." Grin.
"I never said Yuri isn't a good shot. She's not as good as me, but hey, who is?" Shrug. Even Yuri knows I'm a better shot. She might even admit it once in a while. "As for my too kinky for me list, um, gotta think on that." Gosh, what won't I do? "No members of my family. That's just gross. I don't do taken guys, but that's not kinky but because only desperate chicks do that. Um, no animals. Not into animals. I'd do it ON an animal, but not with one. I don't really do androids but I might if one was sexy enough." They're usually too mechanical and if I was into that I'd just grab a vibrator, yo. "Um, not sure what else. You?"
I thought I already said I don't need sunscreen because of my genetic upgrades. Yeah, who wouldn't want a shot at rubbing some on?
He laughs, before giving in. After all, why not? He clicks his fingers and there it is- a square box wrapped neatly with a bow, on a little table by her elbow. "Enjoy, princess." He says, refilling his glass from the jug on the drinks table.
"No incest, bestiality or taken guys." He repeats with a slight nod. "Fairly good ones. Most folk would say the same." After all, they were pretty standard no-go areas. But you would always find people into that stuff. He paused for a moment, examining the contents of his glass as he thought. "Huh. Water sports. Not down with incest, that's kinda creepy. Don't really enjoy rape fantasies much either." There it was again, the angelic bugbear; consent.
He knows you don't need the sunscreen gorgeous, but he wasn't offering for your health this time.
I can see a box appear out of the corner of my eye and I grab it. He called me princess but I'll let that go 'cause, like, ALLIGATOR PANTS! Seconds to rip that box open and not I gotta try 'em on.
I listen while I'm doing that. Not sure what he means by water sports. I don't think I've done it while scuba diving. Could be a bit weird. No rape fantasies? I gotta know. "Like, so you don't want me to haul you to the Angel and tie you to some stuff and not to stop even if you beg?" They usually do beg after a couple of hours. "Bummer, man."
Pants on. "Like, was I right about alligator pants?" I pose to highlight the assets. "I think these are hot. Thanks." Yuri will be bright green.
He calls a lot of people princess. It's one of those gender non-specific names like dude and assbutt. He turns slightly to watch her change and he is smirking. "Never had a date before where I saw them get dressed before I watched them get naked." He says casually.
"Huh, that's slightly different. If I'm the one begging, you do what you want." Gabriel knew he'd be consenting. He didn't have issues with that, after all if she was banging him into unconsciousness then he was pretty sure it was because she wanted to.
He gave a whistle as she stood to show off the trousers, "Encore!" He calls, and then raises his glass to salute her. "They're certainly gorgeous on you."
"I'm not naked, I'm tanning." Okay, I'm tanning naked but whatever. I shuck the pants again and kinda do a fold to put them back in the box. "And I pretty much always do what I want." Grin. "Like, I didn't notice you having an objection to zero gee. I could take a shower. Hey, you could join me. Then we could cut the gravity on the Angel and go for it." I haven't been laying out for that long but if this guy is into it then why not?
"Is that what you future girls call it when you take off all your clothes? Gotta remember that one." He's teasing, smirking as he sets down his glass and watches her slip out of the pants.
"No objection to breaking any laws- not even the ones about gravity." He says. "That is, if you're finished." He adds, grinning slightly. "Wouldn't want to interrupt you if you're only done on one side."
"Don't know about what anyone else calls it. I don't want tan lines. What's the problem? Yuri's just bein' a prude." I waive my hand dismissing her. She gets like that and I don't know why.
I gotta laugh. "Like, you wanna make sure I get done on every side? I like you more already." Grin. Not big on the muscles but he's got style. I'm into it. "I can bake the buns later. Sounds like you've never done it in zero gee." Most guys can keep going FOREVER in zero gee. "Lemme find my stuff." I have a swimsuit here somewhere.
Of course, he wasn't expecting to find her bare-butt naked, but maybe he should have read the sign. Blagh, signs, who even bothered with them, really?
"I hope you're using a high-factor sun lotion." He said, not getting too close but sitting down on another sun lounger that had suddenly appeared, wearing some over-sized shades and holding a cocktail. "A tan's one thing, being cooked till you're medium rare's another."
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"No bad side. Trust me gorgeous, I do it all the time. Doing it now, looking like this." She might not think the packaging was pretty but it was lots better than his true form. At least for getting laid in.
"Good pranks I've pulled?" He asked, "Since I got here, or ever? Because there was some amazing ones back in the day. Convinced some guys in North Africa that pyramids were the best thing since unleavened bread. Although I think releasing alligators into New York's sewage system was pretty awesome too." He doesn't have a modest bone in his body.
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"Anywhere. Like, where is North Africa? I'm not really into geography. It's not on Pacifica, right? Wait, New York was a big city on Earth. Alligators in the sewage system would be cool. I've heard those suckers get really big." Oh, I gotta. "I like big things." Grin.
"I haven't done anything that big. Um, I once set our bounce-and-pounce vibro-massage bed to randomly switch to earthquake level when Yuri had a hot date." She was MAD.
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"Now some people would see that as a challenge and keep at it like they were on a rodeo bull." He mused, taking another swallow of his drink, "I'm guessing Yuri isn't one of those people, huh?" Of course, he was putting himself in the former pile, not the latter. And he reckoned Kei was too.
"Did she get you back?"
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"Hey, I'd keep at it." I'd do it on the rodeo bull if I could find a guy up to it. "Yuri wasn't happy. The guy freaked out which was why Yuri got so mad. I'm thinking it was a good thing in the long run. I mean, if he couldn't handle that then what's he gonna do when the shooting starts?" Shrug.
I pull a face. "Yuri's idea of a prank is shooting me with the fire extinguisher. It's direct but not funny. Not even creative."
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"Kudos to you- but are you gonna be holding on to the guy or the bull?" That was said with a smirk, and then another sip from his glass. "And maybe he doesn't expect he'll have to preform under enemy fire. Might be considered above and beyond the call of duty." That was a bigger, filthier smirk.
"Huh. Foam?" He tips his head, "Anyone get any photos of that?" After all, hot girl, wet, a little bit of foam, what personal with any sort of libido wouldn't find that hot?
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"Like, if you have to ask that question, you don't deserve the answer. Some things are too kinky even for me." Not that many. One or two. "And maybe I was talking about friendly fire." Grin.
"Mughi might but he'd better not have any. He usually stays out when me and Yuri argue. Safer for him." 'Cause I'll kill him if he came in on Yuri's side and Yuri'd stop paying for stuff if he supported me. Sometimes that cat shows judgment.
"Like, gotta flip or my hooters will fry." I roll onto my stomach and flash the hypno-butt. Make someone happy.
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He raised an eyebrow over the top from of his shades, "Huh, I didn't think Yuri looked like a bad shot. And just so I know, what's on your top-ten too-kinky-for-me list?" That's a far more interesting topic of conversation.
"Huh, he's brighter than most house moggies. Most side with whoever feeds them." He says that from experience- Kali used to throw the Tigers any human limbs that were laying around, so they always sided with her.
"No complaints from me." He said, grinning mostly to himself. "You just shout out if you want anything rubbing in." Sun oil, you know. Obviously.
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"I never said Yuri isn't a good shot. She's not as good as me, but hey, who is?" Shrug. Even Yuri knows I'm a better shot. She might even admit it once in a while. "As for my too kinky for me list, um, gotta think on that." Gosh, what won't I do? "No members of my family. That's just gross. I don't do taken guys, but that's not kinky but because only desperate chicks do that. Um, no animals. Not into animals. I'd do it ON an animal, but not with one. I don't really do androids but I might if one was sexy enough." They're usually too mechanical and if I was into that I'd just grab a vibrator, yo. "Um, not sure what else. You?"
I thought I already said I don't need sunscreen because of my genetic upgrades. Yeah, who wouldn't want a shot at rubbing some on?
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"No incest, bestiality or taken guys." He repeats with a slight nod. "Fairly good ones. Most folk would say the same." After all, they were pretty standard no-go areas. But you would always find people into that stuff. He paused for a moment, examining the contents of his glass as he thought. "Huh. Water sports. Not down with incest, that's kinda creepy. Don't really enjoy rape fantasies much either." There it was again, the angelic bugbear; consent.
He knows you don't need the sunscreen gorgeous, but he wasn't offering for your health this time.
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I listen while I'm doing that. Not sure what he means by water sports. I don't think I've done it while scuba diving. Could be a bit weird. No rape fantasies? I gotta know. "Like, so you don't want me to haul you to the Angel and tie you to some stuff and not to stop even if you beg?" They usually do beg after a couple of hours. "Bummer, man."
Pants on. "Like, was I right about alligator pants?" I pose to highlight the assets. "I think these are hot. Thanks." Yuri will be bright green.
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"Huh, that's slightly different. If I'm the one begging, you do what you want." Gabriel knew he'd be consenting. He didn't have issues with that, after all if she was banging him into unconsciousness then he was pretty sure it was because she wanted to.
He gave a whistle as she stood to show off the trousers, "Encore!" He calls, and then raises his glass to salute her. "They're certainly gorgeous on you."
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"No objection to breaking any laws- not even the ones about gravity." He says. "That is, if you're finished." He adds, grinning slightly. "Wouldn't want to interrupt you if you're only done on one side."
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I gotta laugh. "Like, you wanna make sure I get done on every side? I like you more already." Grin. Not big on the muscles but he's got style. I'm into it. "I can bake the buns later. Sounds like you've never done it in zero gee." Most guys can keep going FOREVER in zero gee. "Lemme find my stuff." I have a swimsuit here somewhere.
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