FIC: Toki and the Weedstalk (GEN; PG)

[misdreya]

TO: zsomeone
FROM:nugatorytm

Title: Toki and the Weedstalk
Author: Anonymous
Rating: PG for language and possibly innuendo if you look sideways
Summary: Everyone loves a good fairy tale
Timeline: Sometime after Klokblocked
For: zsomeone

Comments

[zsomeone]

I didn't get chicken pox til I was 12, it sucked!
Mamma Pickles, pfft. Well we have seen him naked...
God this is so fucking adorable. I WANT NATHAN TO TELL STORIES FOREVER.
He stole Charles?! WTF? That's awesome!
My brain decided to take "happy ending" all the wrong way, but maybe you intended that.
Oh man, Skwisgaar too? Do they not have chicken pox in Scandinavia? I feel a little sorry for Nathan now.

This was so fucking awesome. I love it!

[nugatorytm]

I don't remember how old I was when I had the chicken pox, but it was before the age of 12. And yeah, it sucked big time.

If anyone has the brass balls to even attempt to steal Charles, it would be Toki.

Heh, "happy ending" was an unintended pun on my part. Have fun dreaming about what happens! :D

If I had my way, Nathan would be the only one allowed to tell stories.

[tikistitch]

Bwa-ha-ha, anon! But this ended too soon! I wanna hear Nathan's Hansel and Gretel story....

with the stealth that only a sneaky Norwegian could muster

...there were sooo many good lines in this.

Also, there needs to be arts of teensieh Charles and teensieh Toki sitting on the butter dish. Squee!

[nugatorytm]

If I can get some of these WIPs finished, I'll make Nathan tell the tale of Hansel and Gretel. But you know there's gonna be a fight as to who plays Gretel.

If I had one wish, I'd wish for someone to draw little Toki and little Charles siting side by side on that butter dish!

[seashadows]

Word McWordyson to everything said above. Also, I think I laughed hard enough to bust a gut. Murdergiant - take a freaking shower! Also, Pickles, it's not a good idea to smoke the weedstalk. Magical, trippy things might be going down your throat by osmosis.

[nugatorytm]

Pickles: But what's da point of havin' a weedstalk if ya can't smoke it?

[seashadows]

Collect the seeds and sell them for a profit to the next poor sap? That's what Charles would advocate. :D

[nugatorytm]

Pickles: Den ev'rybuddy would have a weedstalk 'n mine won't be unique anymore. *pets weedstalk*

[w_the_polluter]

Ohhhh jeezus. This was just beautiful.

The appearance of BandMahm!Pickles and BandDad!Charles, Nathan telling a story, Murderface announcing to nobody that he's gonna count his money... Skwisgaar wanting to hear "a long times ago stories," too... just lol. So much lol.

Also, the bucket thing... that was a reference to the Carrie moment with the pigsblood/paint/idk during the piano guitar lesson, right? Because that could mean something else that is just so wrong I can't.

Also also. The oatmeal bath? Skwisgaar and Toki as Hansel and Gretel?
Good times, man. Good times. 8]

EEEEHEHEHEHE [BOBBY PINS]

[nugatorytm]

Yes, the bucket thing was a reference to Toki getting the pig blood bath during the piano guitar lesson.

Oh geez, the evil cackle and the bobby pins... You don't know how happy that made me...

[w_the_polluter]

Dude. Dude.
You KNOW I love the evil cackle and the bobby pins. Heheheheh.

Skwisgaar's actually a great teacher. He teaches you not to ask him for help with anything.

[nugatorytm]

Hah! Skwisgaar and my husband have the same teaching methods!